Let Us Be God
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- #248: Revelation 2:17
- #247: The Marrow and Everything
- #246: We All Deserve to Die
- #245: Our Luther
- #244: Joshua's Greater Purpose
- #243: The Void
- #242: Sacrifice
- #241: Kumbaya
- #240: What Hath John Roth
- #239: The Crucifixion of Dr. Brian H. Augustine
- #238: The Crucified God
- #237: There is a Bomb in Gilead
- #236: Rescue Mission
- #235: Things Get Worser
- #234: Things Get Worse
- #233B: Another Christmas Special
- #233: Jesus Take The Wheel
- #232: The Gospel According to Nuke
- #231: Katha Kenyon
- #230: Beef
- #229: Acts 10:13
- #228: Mark of the Beast
- #227: Uber-Lowin
- #226: The Lioness' Pet
- #225: The Bored Horde hears the Word of the Lord
- #224: The Promised Land
- #223: Drive-Thru Difference
- #222: Dear Younger Me
- #221: Guardian Angel
- #220: The Frog and his Mushroom
- #219: Hidden Talents
- #218: Concluding Remarks
- #217: No Heaven 'Til Yet
- #216: What Hath God Wrought?
- #215: The Creator
- #214: The Mountaintop
- #213: How Much Blood and Horror is at the Bottom of All Good Things!
- #212: The Way
- #211: Illuminating the Illuminator
- #210: Walrus Dreams
- #209: Skepticism in an Age of Belief
- #208: Talented Hack
- #207: Prayer to an Absent God
- #206: Plagued by Miracles
- #205: Moses Supposes the Noseless will Goes-less
- #204: Better than a Burning Bush
- #203: A Text From God
- #202: Alibi
- #201: Snake on a Plane
- #200: Heaven is my home, I'm just a-passin' through (the meat grinder)
- #199: The Original Human Sandwich
- #198: Cannibalistic Conspiracy
- Easter Intermission (#197B)
- #197: Call of the Stall
- #196: Fun Factory
- #195: She Nose Her History
- #194: El Dorado
- #193: Writing on the Wall
- #192: Family Reunion
- #191: Dome Sweet Dome
- #190: The Rational Decree of the King of Reason
- #189: Lucky Little Joe
- #188: An Active God
- #187B: You are Responsible for what you have Maimed
- #187: Solution-Based Theology
- #186: Who's God is Unemployed?
- #185: The Illuminator
- #184: Illicit Nasal Contact
- #183: A Christmas Intermission
- #182: A Real Miracle is No Miracle At All
- #181: The Sum of his Face Parts
- #180: Reinventing the Human
- #179: Hole-some Activity
- #178: Blorb of Confusion
- #177: It’s a Conveniently Small World After All
- #176: Joe Must Go
- #175: John 6:54-55
- #174: The Ever-Changing God
- #173: The Sweet Status-Quo of Salvation
- #172: The Lions' Den
- #171: Prey to God
- #170: The Ethical Treatment of Non-Animal Life Forms
- #169: The Best Way to Help
- #168: Descent of the Lioness
- #167: Oh No, What We Gonna Do?
- #166: Storm Poopers
- #165: The Trial of God
- #164: She's not "Lion"
- #163: Name Takes and Ass Kick
- #162: Don't Fear the Pooper
- #161: New Ass in Town
- #160: The Sheep Goes Buh
- #159: Agents of Grace
- #158: The End of the Reign of God
- #157: A.T.N.A.L.P.
- #156: The Good Kind of Suffering
- #155: Etsi Deus Non Daretur
- #154: 5:30 AM
- #153: Platonic Love
- #152: Kinds of Love
- #151: Bride of God
- #150: Weirder Either Way
- #149: Fox in the Vineyard
- #148: Flannery's Plan
- #147: Angelic Wisdom
- #146: Jacob Wrestles with Herb
- #145: The Misunderstanding
- #144: A Biblical Marriage
- #143: Oh, THAT truth
- #142: The Hairy Hug of Deception
- #141: Furever Hairy
- #140: Great Minds Think Alike
- #139: Deceptively Guileless
- #138: Angel in Disguise
- #137: The Gospel According to Manliness
- #136: The Means Justify the End
- #135: We Have Met The Enemy And He Is Satan
- #134: The Problem of Good
- #133: Punishing the Punishers
- #132: Are You Kidding Me?
- #131: A More Clever Angel
- #130: A Job Well Done
- #129: Opening a Can of Theism
- #128: 'Splaining Time
- #127: It Stinks to be Right
- #126: Image of God
- #125: Glory to God Forever!
- #124: Luke 13:1-5
- #123: Eliphaz the Comforter
- #122: Humans are People Too!
- #121: Further Tampering with Heaven
- #120: Tampering with Heaven
- #119: God Doesn't Lie
- #118: Darb Eats a Kid
- #117: Safety First!
- #116: Lena's New Friend
- #115: The Son of God
- #114: Humans? What Humans?
- #113: The Evangelist
- Christmas Special
- #112: Seminary Secrets
- #111: A Good Idea
- #110: Not Like Us
- #109: The Skunk Didn't Do It
- #108: A Good, Good Father
- #107: God of the Silence
- #106: Fear and Trembling
- #105: They Have Builded Him An Altar
- #104: A Special Surprise
- #103: A Test, Hopefully
- #102: Traditional Family Values
- #101: A Friend in Need
- #100: Abraham's Birthday
- #99: Motherly Instinct
- #98: Circumventing the 'Cision
- #97: The Life You Save May Be Your Clone's
- #96: Just Gotta Wait
- #95: Like Father, Like Skunk
- #94: Covenantal Specifics
- #93: Hagar the Horrible Idea
- #92: Very Old and Very Faithful
- #91: Abraham and Sarah
- #90: Whoever is not for us is against us
- #89: That Idiot Strength
- #88: It's Dogma, in my Opinion
- #87: Babble On
- #86: The Tip of the Hippo
- #85: Doubt Seeking Understanding
- #84: Systematic Theology
- #83: The Tower and The Glory
- #82: Sola Scriptura
- #81: All the Answers
- #80: Alone Time
- #79: Ken I have some Ham now?
- #78: Repopulation
- #77: The Literal Interpretation
- #76: Noah's Basement
- #75: Higher Ground
- #74: The Flood Plan
- #73: All For The Best
- #72: Don't Be Nosey
- #71: Well I'll Be Darbed!
- #70: If At First You Don't Succeed...
- #69: But What About Ears?
- #68: Nobody Nose
- #67: Progress
- #66: Prophet of Hope
- #65: A Reasonable Doubt
- #64: A Family Affair
- #63: Holy Crap!
- #62: Predestined for Greatness
- #61: God's Sovereign Choice
- #60: In Control
- #59: A Liar, a Lunatic, or the Lord
- #58: The Original Bible
- #57: Church Rules, Dude
- #56: Charisma
- #55: Salvation
- #54: Is This Your God?
- #53: Know the Truth
- #52: The Return of Enoch
- #51: Rarely Pure and Never Simple
- #50: Donut Do That!
- #49: Heaven is for Real
- #48: Trust
- #47: The Apocalypse of Enoch
- #46: Merkavah
- #45: Flannery Helps Out
- #44: Savior of the World
- #43: Wiscon Sin
- #42: Zephaniah 1:17
- #41: 77 Times
- #40: The Best of All Possible Worlds
- #39: Perfect Love Does Nothing
- #38 More Humans
- #37: Original Sin
- #36: Abelopolis
- #35: Razing Cain
- #34: The Children are Coming
- #33: Easier Done Than Said
- #32: Fallen From What, Exactly?
- #31: Paradise Lust
- #30: God ought to be God
- #29: The Fall of Man
- #28: Going Bananas
- #27: Perfection
- #26: Lucy's Fur, Fallen from Heaven
- #25: Trying to Sin
- #24: Bad Satan!
- #23: The Prince of Darkness
- #22: Feminist Interpretation
- #21: Intimidation Factor
- #20: The Mighty Tempter
- #19: Enter the Serpent
- #18: Clear, Specific Instructions
- #17: Fair Enough
- #16C: A Good Idea
- #16B: The Second Try
- #16: Paradigm Shift
- #15: Advice from Above
- #14: The Two Philosophers
- #13: Be Fruitful and Multiply
- #12: The Skeptic
- #11: The Psychiatrist
- #10: Woah Man!
- #9: A Match Made in Heaven
- #8: Flesh of my Flesh
- #7: One Less Rib
- #6: A Suitable Helper
- #5B: The Word of God
- #5: Practical Theology
- #4: Naming Rights
- #3: Everlasting Man
- #2: Always Watching
- #1: Ignorance is Bliss
- Intro #8: Lesser of Two Evils
- Intro #7: Dress Code
- Intro #6: Toxic Fox Socks
- Intro #5: The Naked Bliss of Paradise
- Intro #4: Hominum Redivivus
- Intro #3: Dr. Gunkel
- Intro #2: The Dome
- Intro #1: EDEN Labs
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- #248: Revelation 2:17
- #247: The Marrow and Everything
- #246: We All Deserve to Die
- #245: Our Luther
- #244: Joshua's Greater Purpose
- #243: The Void
- #242: Sacrifice
- #241: Kumbaya
- #240: What Hath John Roth
- #239: The Crucifixion of Dr. Brian H. Augustine
- #238: The Crucified God
- #237: There is a Bomb in Gilead
- #236: Rescue Mission
- #235: Things Get Worser
- #234: Things Get Worse
- #233B: Another Christmas Special
- #233: Jesus Take The Wheel
- #232: The Gospel According to Nuke
- #231: Katha Kenyon
- #230: Beef
- #229: Acts 10:13
- #228: Mark of the Beast
- #227: Uber-Lowin
- #226: The Lioness' Pet
- #225: The Bored Horde hears the Word of the Lord
- #224: The Promised Land
- #223: Drive-Thru Difference
- #222: Dear Younger Me
- #221: Guardian Angel
- #220: The Frog and his Mushroom
- #219: Hidden Talents
- #218: Concluding Remarks
- #217: No Heaven 'Til Yet
- #216: What Hath God Wrought?
- #215: The Creator
- #214: The Mountaintop
- #213: How Much Blood and Horror is at the Bottom of All Good Things!
- #212: The Way
- #211: Illuminating the Illuminator
- #210: Walrus Dreams
- #209: Skepticism in an Age of Belief
- #208: Talented Hack
- #207: Prayer to an Absent God
- #206: Plagued by Miracles
- #205: Moses Supposes the Noseless will Goes-less
- #204: Better than a Burning Bush
- #203: A Text From God
- #202: Alibi
- #201: Snake on a Plane
- #200: Heaven is my home, I'm just a-passin' through (the meat grinder)
- #199: The Original Human Sandwich
- #198: Cannibalistic Conspiracy
- Easter Intermission (#197B)
- #197: Call of the Stall
- #196: Fun Factory
- #195: She Nose Her History
- #194: El Dorado
- #193: Writing on the Wall
- #192: Family Reunion
- #191: Dome Sweet Dome
- #190: The Rational Decree of the King of Reason
- #189: Lucky Little Joe
- #188: An Active God
- #187B: You are Responsible for what you have Maimed
- #187: Solution-Based Theology
- #186: Who's God is Unemployed?
- #185: The Illuminator
- #184: Illicit Nasal Contact
- #183: A Christmas Intermission
- #182: A Real Miracle is No Miracle At All
- #181: The Sum of his Face Parts
- #180: Reinventing the Human
- #179: Hole-some Activity
- #178: Blorb of Confusion
- #177: It’s a Conveniently Small World After All
- #176: Joe Must Go
- #175: John 6:54-55
- #174: The Ever-Changing God
- #173: The Sweet Status-Quo of Salvation
- #172: The Lions' Den
- #171: Prey to God
- #170: The Ethical Treatment of Non-Animal Life Forms
- #169: The Best Way to Help
- #168: Descent of the Lioness
- #167: Oh No, What We Gonna Do?
- #166: Storm Poopers
- #165: The Trial of God
- #164: She's not "Lion"
- #163: Name Takes and Ass Kick
- #162: Don't Fear the Pooper
- #161: New Ass in Town
- #160: The Sheep Goes Buh
- #159: Agents of Grace
- #158: The End of the Reign of God
- #157: A.T.N.A.L.P.
- #156: The Good Kind of Suffering
- #155: Etsi Deus Non Daretur
- #154: 5:30 AM
- #153: Platonic Love
- #152: Kinds of Love
- #151: Bride of God
- #150: Weirder Either Way
- #149: Fox in the Vineyard
- #148: Flannery's Plan
- #147: Angelic Wisdom
- #146: Jacob Wrestles with Herb
- #145: The Misunderstanding
- #144: A Biblical Marriage
- #143: Oh, THAT truth
- #142: The Hairy Hug of Deception
- #141: Furever Hairy
- #140: Great Minds Think Alike
- #139: Deceptively Guileless
- #138: Angel in Disguise
- #137: The Gospel According to Manliness
- #136: The Means Justify the End
- #135: We Have Met The Enemy And He Is Satan
- #134: The Problem of Good
- #133: Punishing the Punishers
- #132: Are You Kidding Me?
- #131: A More Clever Angel
- #130: A Job Well Done
- #129: Opening a Can of Theism
- #128: 'Splaining Time
- #127: It Stinks to be Right
- #126: Image of God
- #125: Glory to God Forever!
- #124: Luke 13:1-5
- #123: Eliphaz the Comforter
- #122: Humans are People Too!
- #121: Further Tampering with Heaven
- #120: Tampering with Heaven
- #119: God Doesn't Lie
- #118: Darb Eats a Kid
- #117: Safety First!
- #116: Lena's New Friend
- #115: The Son of God
- #114: Humans? What Humans?
- #113: The Evangelist
- Christmas Special
- #112: Seminary Secrets
- #111: A Good Idea
- #110: Not Like Us
- #109: The Skunk Didn't Do It
- #108: A Good, Good Father
- #107: God of the Silence
- #106: Fear and Trembling
- #105: They Have Builded Him An Altar
- #104: A Special Surprise
- #103: A Test, Hopefully
- #102: Traditional Family Values
- #101: A Friend in Need
- #100: Abraham's Birthday
- #99: Motherly Instinct
- #98: Circumventing the 'Cision
- #97: The Life You Save May Be Your Clone's
- #96: Just Gotta Wait
- #95: Like Father, Like Skunk
- #94: Covenantal Specifics
- #93: Hagar the Horrible Idea
- #92: Very Old and Very Faithful
- #91: Abraham and Sarah
- #90: Whoever is not for us is against us
- #89: That Idiot Strength
- #88: It's Dogma, in my Opinion
- #87: Babble On
- #86: The Tip of the Hippo
- #85: Doubt Seeking Understanding
- #84: Systematic Theology
- #83: The Tower and The Glory
- #82: Sola Scriptura
- #81: All the Answers
- #80: Alone Time
- #79: Ken I have some Ham now?
- #78: Repopulation
- #77: The Literal Interpretation
- #76: Noah's Basement
- #75: Higher Ground
- #74: The Flood Plan
- #73: All For The Best
- #72: Don't Be Nosey
- #71: Well I'll Be Darbed!
- #70: If At First You Don't Succeed...
- #69: But What About Ears?
- #68: Nobody Nose
- #67: Progress
- #66: Prophet of Hope
- #65: A Reasonable Doubt
- #64: A Family Affair
- #63: Holy Crap!
- #62: Predestined for Greatness
- #61: God's Sovereign Choice
- #60: In Control
- #59: A Liar, a Lunatic, or the Lord
- #58: The Original Bible
- #57: Church Rules, Dude
- #56: Charisma
- #55: Salvation
- #54: Is This Your God?
- #53: Know the Truth
- #52: The Return of Enoch
- #51: Rarely Pure and Never Simple
- #50: Donut Do That!
- #49: Heaven is for Real
- #48: Trust
- #47: The Apocalypse of Enoch
- #46: Merkavah
- #45: Flannery Helps Out
- #44: Savior of the World
- #43: Wiscon Sin
- #42: Zephaniah 1:17
- #41: 77 Times
- #40: The Best of All Possible Worlds
- #39: Perfect Love Does Nothing
- #38 More Humans
- #37: Original Sin
- #36: Abelopolis
- #35: Razing Cain
- #34: The Children are Coming
- #33: Easier Done Than Said
- #32: Fallen From What, Exactly?
- #31: Paradise Lust
- #30: God ought to be God
- #29: The Fall of Man
- #28: Going Bananas
- #27: Perfection
- #26: Lucy's Fur, Fallen from Heaven
- #25: Trying to Sin
- #24: Bad Satan!
- #23: The Prince of Darkness
- #22: Feminist Interpretation
- #21: Intimidation Factor
- #20: The Mighty Tempter
- #19: Enter the Serpent
- #18: Clear, Specific Instructions
- #17: Fair Enough
- #16C: A Good Idea
- #16B: The Second Try
- #16: Paradigm Shift
- #15: Advice from Above
- #14: The Two Philosophers
- #13: Be Fruitful and Multiply
- #12: The Skeptic
- #11: The Psychiatrist
- #10: Woah Man!
- #9: A Match Made in Heaven
- #8: Flesh of my Flesh
- #7: One Less Rib
- #6: A Suitable Helper
- #5B: The Word of God
- #5: Practical Theology
- #4: Naming Rights
- #3: Everlasting Man
- #2: Always Watching
- #1: Ignorance is Bliss
- Intro #8: Lesser of Two Evils
- Intro #7: Dress Code
- Intro #6: Toxic Fox Socks
- Intro #5: The Naked Bliss of Paradise
- Intro #4: Hominum Redivivus
- Intro #3: Dr. Gunkel
- Intro #2: The Dome
- Intro #1: EDEN Labs
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Author notes
So, some of you might be thinking, "Wait, where'd that ham come from? Did Auggie and Herb kill a pig person just for the sake a stupid pun?" Rest assured, there is a perfectly logical explanation. While creating EDEN Labs, Auggie researched old artifacts from ancient human civilizations. He read Dr. Seuss' "Green Eggs and Ham", and thought that (naturally) since the ham was green, it must be some sort of vegetable. Auggie showed the book to Dr. Pember, who engineered a plant that produced green hams as a vegetable. So Noah's ham came from one of those plants, not from a pig.
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