Thread "Arrest & Sentence the person above you" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 9, 2008

It's simple

Sombody to person above: you're arrested for… and I sentece you to…

Read it,Remember it,Eat it

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 9, 2008

You're arrested for big letters. I sentence you to write a thousand-worded essay on the importance of small letters in big letters.

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 10, 2008

Your arrested for crimes against trainer cards I sentence you to BE THROWN INTO THE PIT OF DESPAIR!!!!After you make your trainer card.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 15, 2008

You are arested for cruelty to stickmen! i sentence you to be thrown into..

A ROOM WITH A MOOSE!!!

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 15, 2008

Arrested for stealing candy from me!

Sentence; You have to join my cult.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 15, 2008

You're arrested for still doing that crap with the cult.

Your sentence is death by electric chair to be executed at dawn on March 28, 2008.

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 15, 2008

yer sentanced with jaywalking, and i sentance you to THIS!!![steps on ya and laughs like beavis.]

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 16, 2008

You're under arrest for harrassing a pig… your sentence is to wash dishes at McDonald's.

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 16, 2008

You're under arrested by order of me, your scentence, shut the hell up.

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 16, 2008

your arresting for ordering an arrest, i sentence you to leave a comment on everyones comic.

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 20, 2008

your arrested for knighting peeps. i sentence you to read sprites for the rest of your life while Lawl on every page on every sprite comic.

Ever.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 20, 2008

You are arrested for cruel and unusual punishment. I sentence you to make a spritecomic about the Bee Gees.

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 20, 2008

Arrested for blocking my view in the movies.

Sentence, reinact the movie Labyrinth by yourself.

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 20, 2008

Arrested for whatever the hell you were doing with Oprah last night.

EAR SEX, POWDER EGGS, AND A WICKED HIGH!!!

Sentenced to watching Dr. Phil for the rest of your days.

GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!!!

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 20, 2008

Arrested for thinking I'm a guy. >=(

Sentence, run around naked in a city screaming 'I'm a rapist fun toy!!'.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 21, 2008

YOU ARE ARRESTED FOR STEALING MY THUNDER

YOU ARE SENTENCED TO A PERMANENT LIFE OF RAPE. ALL VERBS YOU MAY PERFORM OR BE INVOLVED IN WILL BECOME RAPE.

YOU WILL RAPE YOUR FOOD
YOU WILL RAPE BOOKS
YOU WILL RAPE TELEVISION
YOU WILL RAPE YOUR FRIEND
YOUR DOCTOR WILL RAPE YOU

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 21, 2008

You are arrested for rape and over use of the capslock.

I sentence you to be neutered, circumsized and sent to a small, one cell jail somewhere in Mexico.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 22, 2008

You are arrested for making me wince three times in one sentence.

I sentence you to stand in a room facing the Kool Aid man and shout, "There are thirsty kids behind this wall!"

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 24, 2008

Yor arrested for making fun of kool-aid man

I sentence you to 10000000000 years of puberty

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 26, 2008

I sentence you to 10000000000 years of puberty

(Damn, couldnt you just kill him or something?)

You are arrested for playing god.

I order you to have all of your skin stripped off by cannibal midgets with tiny razors.

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 27, 2008

Arrested for the joy of it

I sentance you to 10000000000000000000 years of puberty while being eyed by a homosexual

Posted at 2:02AM, Feb. 5, 2008

I arest you for being homophobic.
you are hearby sentanced to live the rest of your life with 12 homosexuals in a cramped apartment with only one bathroom

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 5, 2008

I arest you for being homophobic.
you are hearby sentanced to live the rest of your life with 12 homosexuals in a cramped apartment with only one bathroom

Just kill me

You are arrested because I'm posting this at 11:47PM

I sentence you to be decpitated

Posted at 10:02PM, Feb. 5, 2008

I arest you for being up past your bed time.

I sentence you to an eturnity without sleep

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 6, 2008

You're under arrest for inciting insomnia.

Your sentence, to take place hence forward, is to be tied down by an angry mob of Lilliputians and carved as the cold meat for their Easter celebrations…

…oh, yes, and they have blunt, rusty knives. Blunt, rusty knives and cattleprods to really ZAP that flesh!