Thread "Break Up!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 29, 2007

Okay…if this premise is a little out there bear with me.
Here is the idea:

You name a character from pop culture….movies, tv, video games, books, hollywood stars…etc. They are breaking up with their signficant other.

What does the character say to break up?

The next person provides said break up speech and then gives new character for following poster.

Example:

Fred Flintstone: The Cat and Mouse game has gone on far too long. Wilma, I can't get enough of the Rubble.

Then…

Harry Potter and Germaine…

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 31, 2007

Harry: WOULD YOU STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND!!!

Germaine: But.. I LOVE YOU!!!

Harry: I don't even know who you are!!!

Germaine: I DON'T CARE!! I LOVE YOU AND I WONT LEAVE YOU ALONE UNTILL THE DAY I DIE!!

Harry: NOOOOOOO!!!!!… wait untill the day you die right?

Germaine: Yea thats what I said.

Harry: *looks around* (Avada Kadava!)

Germaine: *thump*

Fred and Daphne

(PS: If you wish to use a non universaly known charicter please put there last name and if you dont know that then what T.V series/movie that they are from)

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 31, 2007

Fred: Daphne, I have a confession to make.

Daphne: What is it?

F:Well it's…um..I'm gay.

D:WHAT!

F:Yes. Me and Shaggy are in love and there's nothing you can do to stop us.

D:Fine. Me and Velma will have to hook up again.

yes I went there

Patrick and Sandy

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 31, 2007

Patrick: Ummm…duh…Sandy.

Sandy: (in high pitch voic) yes, Patrick.

Patrick: Umm..duh…I'm a starfish.

Sandy: So?

Patrick: Umm…duh…I don't have a wee-wee.

Sandy: Oh….I see…or I don't see…what are you getting at?

Patrick: We can't…you know…hmmm…you know.

Sandy: OOOHHHH!!!! Well I am a squirrel and I don't have any nuts living under the sea, so I think we will be okay.

Patrick: Ummmm…duh…LOOK OVER THERE! (points behind Sandy)

Sandy looks.
Sandy turns back.
Patrick is still standing there.

Patrick: Umm…Duh…I was supposed to leave when you looked away. Bye Sandy.

Sandy: Bye Patrick.

The Hamburglar and Grimace.

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 3, 2007

g:*grimace*
h:hi…
g:*grimace*
h:ello?
g:*grimace*
h:fine! i'm leaving!!!
g:*grimace*
h:grimace? *pushes sitting grimace*
g:*falles over dead*
h:thank god thats over…

han and leia