Thread "Funny Questions" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

I'm wondering whether anyone on DD has any good funny questions like this one

Lets say that the weatherman said that it be 0 degrees outside and the day after it will be twice as cold, how cold will it be the day after tommorrow?

And please don't try to tell me an answer or explaination

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

Haha, I like that one.

Here are some good ones I've gotten from another site:

-"Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?"

-"Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?"

-"Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?"

-"Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?"

-"If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?"

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

I sure do!

Or do I?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

if you're in a vehicle traveling at the speed of light and then you turn your lights on will they do anything?

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

What is the speed of smell?

Posted at 12:09AM, Sep. 6, 2007

Aren't all generalizations false?

Posted at 6:09AM, Sep. 6, 2007

How much wood does a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Why can't we smoke marijuana, but we can smoke tobaccoo?

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

I sure do!

Or do I?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
YOU'RE SUCH A RIOT, FERN!
Hmm…

Sound of one hand clapping?

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

Other than that, I got nothing.

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

If a tree falls on a mime, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

If a tree falls on a mime, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

I laughed hard enough to almost acknowledge your existence.

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

hahaha i like these lets keep them coming

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Just who is LIZARD B1TE?

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Just who is LIZARD B1TE?

That is one of those questions…

Here are bunch of mine:

1. Why is the word "short" longer than the word "long"

2. Why does the word for the inability to pronounce "s" contain an "s"?

Posted at 11:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

If a tree falls on a mime, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

What's that Mr Pink?

This looks almost like it should go in the forum game section. ^_^

Here's a good question though: in his age of instant communications, why the **** do some bank transactions and cheques (US "check"), STILL take up 4 or 5 "business days" to clear????

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 7, 2007

Just who is LIZARD B1TE?

:(

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 7, 2007

If a tree falls on a mime, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
What's that Mr Pink?

What? I never said anything!

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 8, 2007

I've just got one;
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 12, 2007

omg rolfcopter, i have genuinly laughed out loud(including this) twice today

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 12, 2007

mother says that father always lies. father says that mother always tells the truth. who is the liar?

(I know, that one's older than time.)

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 13, 2007

If you dug a hole straight down through the earth and kept on going until you came out the other end, who would be upside down?

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 13, 2007

Does a mime need to use a silencer to kill?

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 13, 2007

If you work in a factory that produces money, how much money do you you make?

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 13, 2007

If you work in a factory that produces money, how much money do you you make?

If you are a forum poster that posts alot, yet still go unnoticed. Do you exist?

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 13, 2007

Why do all UPS delivery guys when delivering their packages seem to be starring in porn?