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MAFIA... and other forum games

How will this kill me?

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 22, 2006

In the first part of your post, you type how what he person put in the second part of their post kills them. It must have something to do with their object. Then in the second part of your post type the name of an object. For example.

(Insert death of some sort here.)

Object: Raw fish.

You drop the fish, which lands right where you are stepping. You slip on it and fall right in front of a speeding vehicle.

Object: Dust pan.

Consider Human no. 2's post as the start-off.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 22, 2006

A strong wind knocks the nuke over, and it crushes the building you are inside of at the moment.

Object: Small child.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 22, 2006

A small child with a spike strapped to her head runs speeding towards you, hits you in the stomach and KILLS YOU TO DEATH!!!!
To death. :x

A nuclear dildo

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 22, 2006

As you put the iPod up to your ears, you find out that it was somebody else's which was playing the dreaded "Popo Zao." You die instantly.

Object: Lucky rabbit's foot.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 22, 2006

As you bend over to pick up the lucky rabbit's foot a nuclear dildo blasts its way up your ass, and due to its gigantic size, it tears its way all the way through your body and out your mouth in a gush of blood and shredded innards. Like a kill by some tentacle monster in Children Of The Corn.

hahahahahahahaha!
And then a "lucky" three legged rabbit walks up and sets your corpse on fire.

Object: A cow.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 22, 2006

It turns out to be politician homo-porn. You carve out your eyes and bleed to death.

Object: Flashlight.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 22, 2006

HEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO! You missed min Dirky! :x

Ok then, revenge: As Stain is pleasuring himself with the flashlight, Dirk bursts in on him, shoots him in the face for being unfaithful and then kills himself in a horrible murder suicide…
Isn't life terrible sometimes? :oops:

Object: Stain's avatar

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 22, 2006

You put it on your head to keep you warm, but it slips over your face and smothers you!!!!!!!!!
-and you're too amazed to remove it as it's killing you.

Object: A knife

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 22, 2006

Paper cuts. Paper cuts on every square inch of your body, after you gave up on reading the pointlessly clichÃ©d jokes in it and tried to use it as a back scratcher. And then you spill lemon juice all over yourself, and then you know that your fate is sealed.

~IJ

NEXT HARBINGER OF DOOM: A quiet daydream.

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 22, 2006

While daydreaming that you are flirting with a hot chick, Mike Tyson asks what you are doing. Still day dreaming, you seem to ask him if you had a condom in your pocket, would he— BAMM!!! Punched right in the brain.

Object: Candy.

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 22, 2006

you mixed pop rocks and coke together, and it made your stomach explode, giving you an fast, painful death.

object: root beer.

Posted at 8:05PM, May. 22, 2006

The lava singes through your pants, and the FCC fills you with bullets.

Object: A desk.

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 23, 2006

Die by going "Sooooo cute!" repeatedly without taking a breath.

Object: Postage stamps

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 23, 2006

A freak gust of wind blows the postage stamps into your mouth. They wallpaper the inside of your mouth and tongue, and you die of starvation. Oh, and just for irony, they were the last stamps you needed to complete The Greatest Stamp Collection In The Universe ™.

Object: A pencil sharpener

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 23, 2006

You stick your pinky in it, and it mangles your finger so bad that you have a heart attack and are sent to the emergency room where the doctor makes a mistake in the treatment that slowly leads you to your heart stopping.

New Object: A Gameboy Advance Cartridge

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 25, 2006

It excites LowResAtari so much that he goes on a rampage off drug fueled sexual violence. You just happen to one of his first victims.

Object: God's penis.

Posted at 12:05AM, May. 26, 2006

you start a stataniic rituel when gods penis comes down and crushes you

object-a guitar

Posted at 1:05AM, May. 26, 2006

object-a guitar

you plug in the guitar up to this hugeass speaker, and turn the speaker to the max.. and the moment your finger touches the strings, the speakers blows up, sending you into orbit where you can't breathe.

object: tweezer.

Posted at 2:05AM, May. 26, 2006

You are attempting to pluck a protruding nose hair, a dog barking outside makes you jump, thus thrusting the tweezers into your brain, you suffer a fatal brain hemorrhage!

Object: Compaqâ„¢ S0000 series computer.

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 26, 2006

A nerd breaks into your house and picks up the computer and drops it upon your head killing you instantly….after which he takes advantage of you being a dead corpse by beating the shit out of your corpse because he can't beat up anything else.

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 26, 2006

You finish typing a post in Forum Games when suddenly a random guy breaks through the nearest window and sticks a knife in your head, then writes "FOLLOW THE FSCKING RULES" in blood on your chest before eating your monitor.

Next Death Object Thingy: penis

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 26, 2006

Your penis is so freakishly massive that on achieving an errection for the first time in your life, so much blood is drained from the rest of your body and into it that your heart actually stops.
Let that be a lesson to all who aspire to giant penis sizes! :?

Object: scanner.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 26, 2006

Your penis is so freakishly massive that on achieving an errection for the first time in your life, so much blood is drains from the rest of your body and into it that your heart actually stops.
Let that be a lesson to all who aspire to giant penis sizes! :?

Object: scanner.

You try to scan tin-foil, and the radiation from the scanner reacts with the tin-foil. This causes your scanner to explode in your face.

Object: Wool.

Posted at 2:05AM, May. 27, 2006

you are knitting while riding a unicycle, unfortunatley you hadnt noticed that your balls of wool have been trapped in a door since you set off! eventually all the slack runs out and you are whipped from your unicycle and gorotted by your own knitting.

Object: a bitmap image of a turtle.

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 27, 2006

Your to busy trying to figute what the image is so you print it off you comp, and begin to drive home from work, while looking at it intently. Then a t-rex eats you and your car.

Object: Fall Out Boy CD

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