[10:06] so what's going on in here [10:06] <@Randal> there be a revived forum thread, arrr [10:06] <+JerseyBoy> Randal's a pig f*cker [10:06] so a revived thread about randal f*cking pigs, which is the norm… [10:06] <+JerseyBoy> we take turns [10:06] <+JerseyBoy> but he gets sloppy seconds [10:06] <+KillerSteak> is the pig alive? [10:07] <+KillerSteak> if not, how long since passing? [10:07] <+JerseyBoy> its alive at first [10:07] <@Randal> heh. [10:07] <+KillerSteak> lol [10:07] so you're kinda marinating the pig for cooking later? [10:07] that pig should be jerky by now seeing as how much salt's been plugged into it
yes your vitamin fluids i need them to make viamonds * JerseyBoy pees at Muntron there ya go thank you eww, * Muntron makes yellow viamonds * AuroraMoon wonders if she walked in at the wrong time… O_O no… the right time want some viamonds aurora? uh, no thanks? yes you do they are worth 500 a piece on the market I don't think I want something made out of Jesery boy's pee that's just… gross. Youre in #drunkduck and you think THAT's gross? besides, I'm not one of those idiots who wants something just because it's expensive as hell are you sure I don't find #drunkduck gross well ok then but don't come crying to me when you want viamonds I see it as some cool underground club.. so underground, nobody seems to know how to find it expect for me, snice I have it bookmarked on my mirc :D so I can be here in a flash and you can get illegal viamonds easy theyre illegal? yes im afraid you are going to die because of lack of vitamin fluid * AuroraMoon calls the cops on muntron snice muntron metioned that they're illegal quick gimme the viamonds! did i say illegal i ment they are Ill, and legal very sick viamonds you're gonna ingest your own pee, jesery boy? need rest mebbe the guy in WaterWorld did it water world is like mad max in the ocean Mad Max rules because hes mad to the max!
* AuroraMoon takes out an missle launcher and blows up random cars * AuroraMoon tears an huge hole in the roof. "hope you wanted an skylight! hahaha" * AuroraMoon gets bored of all the senseless descrution, and goes to read read comics. "sometimes I feel like I have ADD" oh? * zombie4life goes and bites auuora ahh!! * zombie4life mispells aurora noooo!!!! yer xombie now now I'll turn into an zombie! ………………. you are an zombie, right? 4 life nooo!!!!! heh I don't have to eat brains, do I? only when there's no hearts around eww. whats this blaming me of being eval! * AuroraMoon goes on an epic aventure/quest to find a cure for zombieness. "I cannot give up my candy, my milk and tacos!" I called you evil because the chat almost grinded to an halt when you went afk :p plus you made vimainods out of somebody's pee * Greenbot has joined #drunkduck which is just plain gross :( you dont like my viamonds:( nope I don't i made them especially for you but zombie boy over there wants some
* hpkomic sets mode: +v KomradeDave What does it mean to be +v-ed? Voiced. Ahh. Just a silly thing that has no impact, unless we get dumb people in here. I see. But it *does* make me better than those without it, right? Oh of course. If I wanted to, I could mute the channel and anyone who isn't +V can't talk. IRC is the greatest thing ever. It is, isn't it?
* KomradeDave is now known as ScottBaioFanclub wow. that's worse than my member card for danny bonaduce's clu b hahaha bona duce slow down there kiwi, i said bonaduce not bong the dutchie i heard boner juice Bonnie Douchebag? * Randal is now known as FriendsOfJoeyLawr … Whoa! hello peoples supposed to be lawrence * Muntron is now known as ScottBaio o wait. you got it ah my fans are here All hail Baio, who proceeds from the father and the son. oh wait… With the father and the son he is worshipped and glorified. * FriendsOfJoeyLawr is now known as KirkCameronFanClu … i'm having some stupid luck here What about Bill Bixby? you are all insane… * ScottBaio is now known as Fan-of-clubs * Kill_Will is now known as clubs_fans ill club you munt * KirkCameronFanClu is now known as KillWillFanClub * clubs_fans clubs randal so hard his beard falls off i've hit the bottom of the barrel. there is only one lower lol ur mean :P whos that ? * KillWillFanClub is now known as RandalFanClub this one *eveil music plays*
im laughing on the inside * steaksomething throws up lol laughing spew * Kill_Will shoots a burning arrow into killersteaks testicle department o.0 stop drop and flop steak! XD hey, that department belonged to the university it would have been better to say it belonged to the orphans… or better yet a girlfriend or wife… gotta check my net, need to know if the speed has been fixed well as far as i know its a room with testicles in it oh i see… cuhjoobula
* Muntron starts up the ghetto blaster * ZodradeDave sips on gin and juice * ZodradeDave has his mind on his money and his money on his mind * Muntron makes the car bounce * ZodradeDave knows that bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks * Muntron turnz it up! * ZodradeDave eats a tomato. A gangsta-ass tomato. * Muntron caps that gangsta ass-tomato Bitch I know you didn't just bust a cap in my tomato!
* AuroraMoon is already in an speeding car with will, speeding off into the distance where we go, muntron will never find us! WHAHAHAHAHA!! (laughs crazily) * Muntron teleports into wills butt cool… i always wanted to go across the border but that may be a bit of a problem considering i;m in Australia… * AuroraMoon blinks, and says "how…? ew." is shocked by mutron's ablity to teleport into people's butts no! aurora! that is ocean!! nooooooo!!!!! * AuroraMoon crashes into ocean sorry, I got distracted by muntron * Kill_Will tried to revive aurora baywatch style… curse you, muntron!!! * Muntron butt rapes Will, hassle hoff style dont die on me!!! nooooo!!!!! uh… no oh wait, aurora cant die… she is a vampire… and a zombie come to think of it * AuroraMoon coughs and wakes up. "wow, what a werid dream.. I dreamt muntron teleported into will's butt." a "zombpire lucky that was a dream… lol actually I went on an endless quest to find an cure for zombiehood, and cured it! * Muntron wakes up next to Aurora hey wanna rape Will in the butt? but are you still a vampire? * AuroraMoon screams well, I'm not really an vampire. I'm just an werid elf chick that drinks blood sometimes * Muntron hisses and drinks Wills blood I do look like an vampire sometimes yeah, i was convinced from the pointy ears, blackness and desire to drink blood http://www.drunkduck.com/IRC/gfx/muntron.swf "muntron likes being watched too much" in case my writing in to illegible
don't want to do anything to do with muntron's clothing or inside them lol he's more evil than I am!! or at least I think so.. so therefore, he is my rival * AuroraMoon laughs crazily, with lighting in background he makes something out of jerseys pee… thats all i know and more than i need to know * Muntron shoots lasers at AuroraMoon that's why he's evil!! and gross * AuroraMoon dodges lasers VIAMONDS PRECIOUS VIAMONDS MUOHAHAHAHA * AuroraMoon aims rocket launcher at muntron, and blows him up yaaay! childrens rejoice! eveil no longer haunts the irc! * Muntron RESPAWN nooo!!! OMG HAXX!!! * Muntron eats Wills intestines see? he's pure evil, and my total rival! eew * Muntron rips out AuroraMoons spine and any rivals of mine MUST BE DESTROYED!! no, you dont even exist in the same occupation your evil, he is eveil well, whatever. eveil is tryhard I AM THE BEST! * Muntron eats Wills corpse im not dead yet! * Muntron kills Will and then proceeds *blatant monty python referance #2* *blatant monty python referance #3* lol ne! nee! ne!
I competely blanked out on that -_- SLLep/ aww, do you gotta go? i bnever sleep because i CANT FALL ASLEEP chuck norris never sleeps because he doesnt need it he is always watching us proably why he acts so stupid lol before I go.. dont leeve me here with muntron!!!! :'( * AuroraMoon blows up chuck norris iwth rocket launcher. * AuroraMoon blows up muntron too lol we withstood it yay muntron is dead again! good night * Muntron turns into liquid unless he does that thing again * Muntron slides up Wills butt ew. * Muntron bursts out of Wills stomach like on aliens O_o night…. * Kill_Will is in space, you just raped a stick of dynamite shaped like me
[09:18] pasta at mcdonalds, bleagh A BIGPOND BROADBAND AD KILL IT eew… pasta… theyre in happy meals i dont see why kids are going to eat veggy pasta when they are in a store that sells cheeseburgers wtf? whats happy about 3 crappy shaped pieces of pasta? exactly… the hook is "you get to eat animals"… seriously… what kid is going to find that appealing? if they get the cheeseburger they can eat animals… rofl XD
* T_K is now known as Bob_Saget IT'S A SUPER TO-DO-LIST ATTACK! * Super_Jesus is now known as Chuck_Norris Super Jesus's evolved form is a Chuck Norris? * Bob_Saget begins the starting prosedures of the great Teaching a lesson attack * Chuck_Norris powers up his super Karate punch of flaming water attack. * Bob_Saget teaches Chuck_Norris a lesson of patience * Chuck_Norris teaches Bob_Saget a lesson in physics. OH NO! HE copied my lesson attack! OH NO YOU DI'NT! * Chuck_Norris snaps fingers. OH YES I DID. * Bob_Saget Digivolves to Danny Tanner * Bob_Saget is now known as Danny_Tanner * Chuck_Norris gasps. * Muntron is now known as Judge_Judy stop this immediately! * JerseyBoy is now known as Uncle_Jesse you owe him all your money * Danny_Tanner Cleans nevrotically * Uncle_Jesse plays his guitar with the Rippers * Chuck_Norris trys to digivolve. * ketenol is now known as No_one_of_particu * KomradeDave is now known as ScottBaio Dammit! My evolved form sucks! * Uncle_Jesse is now known as Mr_Cooper * No_one_of_particu is now known as Changing_names_lo Hang with me it…it failed! * Danny_Tanner ultra digivolves to Urkle * Chuck_Norris trys once more. * Danny_Tanner is now known as Urkle * Changing_names_lo is now known as Science_Man Diiiiiid I dooo thaaaaaat? * Mr_Cooper is now known as Carl_Winslow * Chuck_Norris is now known as Homo_Erectus STEVE!
do you think cloning is a good movement? I think it has it own good uses. yes, there's some ethical issues with it but I can see how it could solve a lot of things like if they learned to just clone only an organ by itself without having to grow an whole human… then picture what that would do for a lot of sick people out there who needed new organs. yeah that could be good but no scientific births why not scientitfic births? it could also befit barren people who couldn't have babies and wanted an child that was actually related to them by blood hmm… you can be right of course, that would suck major balls for the adoption agencies snice there's millions of homeless kids who needs parents and an home..which is an problem in this world due to overpopulation and people just dropping them off at those childrens' center houses when they feel that they don't want to be parents at all. yeah… in China, they have the overpopulation problems that's why you find so many Chinese in USA and Canada yeah. having to resort to smuggling the girls out of there to adopt and stuff yeah! damn, life is complicated everything has thier own pros and cons, honestly. so it's like it's kinda silly to treat something as an total black/white situation… like those people who says: "Omg!!! cloning is EVIL!! it's against god and everything else!! we shouldn't play god!!" exactly… anywhere you go you find advantages and disadvantages… that's why the world isn't perfect yep. that's why I kinda treat all those issues out there as an gray area… until the day when we can get everything to be "perfect", then we need both a little bit of that nesscary "evil" and the "good" bits to be working together in order to improve anything at all. that's why there are such thing as experiments yep. :) you try and try and try until something turns up yeah. that's what life is all about. one big experiment. Life is a try-out that's why we try everything
i'd be like "Kill them if you want" "I just wanna fap and you muslims wont let me" what do you think of me in general, Aurora Moon? hmm… well, you seem to be a intersting person with some clever ideas about how the world works and the like that's at first glance he he… thanks and first glance i just thought he was a hot piece of ass now im tappin that lol ackk!! too quiet all of a sudden!! * AuroraMoon slaps muntron with trout :'( * steak|away slaps Muntron around a bit with a large trout :'(( * SimonitroX slaps Muntron around a bit with a large trout :'((( :-D :D aww. made you too sad… okay then… Muntron is now our pinata * AuroraMoon hands muntron some cake of his choice in all honesty I hate cake lol * SimonitroX ties up Muntorn like a pinata oohhh, kinky!! AND JA KNOW WHAT ELSE I HATE what? that stupid TV show LOST * SimonitroX blind folds himself with a stick to beat up Mintron * AuroraMoon cheers "woot!"
arrr, bored i more bored than you oh? i know! ill kill myself! thta should pass the time! and stop time for you * You are now known as EmoAndBoredWill haha * EmoAndBoredWill kills… himself! wow :D * EmoAndBoredWill is a z00mb13!!! * steak|away is now known as Steakerz an l337 zombie? 1 a^^ 1337-sp33k z0m1313 surely now we are all doomed wonder if i can drawn with my belly button nope 1 oh 0h? * Steakerz bans EmoAndBoredWill … * Randal has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds) :D :(] * Steakerz unbans EmoAndBoredWill * EmoAndBoredWill counterfeits auroramoons cure for zombehness * Steakerz has changed the topic to: 1 yay! hoorai for illegalness (counterfeiting) yyup
I'm knittings a sock Just one? Won't your other foot be cold? I only have one foot You insensitive bastard
I have milk I have rum ^_^ *Mel Steals your rum WTF? you ca't steal a man's rum that's blasphamy where i come from I can if I pour it over some hot lesbians ………. in that case then steal away XD hold on, i'll get more
Seems like everyone is either AFK of asleep now I'm only up because the captain won't let me sleep THE CAP'N!? Who's that? Captain Morgan ^_^ who's that? It's rum dude ooohhh lol never heard of it o.O Blasphamy!! Do you have the captain in you? Because that's kinda naughty Of course I do, im seeing double because of it hey, hold on there….. that's not cool A hahahaha
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