Thread "King of the Hill! Part II!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 26, 2011

Hey guys, Mafioso Mettaur here, and this is King of the Hill 2. In this game, you come up with humorous and creative ways to boot the previous player from the hill. Use anything you want really, I'll just try to keep score. Somehow..an example is here:

Example:
Stickman bob: finds a hill, my hill!
Spherical Cube: My van rolls up and the dark hole in the back sucks you into a dimension of horror and cheese. My hill!
Cookie Monster: Suddenly, the van explodes due to it parking on a land mine. The slightly-shorter hill is mine!

In the desert, there is a hill, and on that hill, is a hovel. The weird thing is this hovel is on a grassy hill, grass like them shiny communities. Well, I walk up to it, slam the hovel door, and the thing falls apart. The hill is mine! And whats left of the building..

Posted at 10:02PM, Feb. 26, 2011

Suddenly, the ruins of the building explode because of a series of bombs I set to detonate should the building collapse, obliterating you and what pieces of the building were left. The hill is mine!

Posted at 4:02AM, Feb. 28, 2011

I see Dave7's hill and become envious. I put 3 tonnes of dirt into a container and carry it to just above the hill with my blimp. I release the dirt, suffocating Dave7 underneath. I land my blimp and take what is rightfully mine. The slightly larger hill belongs to me.

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 2, 2011

As BffSatan sits on top of the hill enjoying the sun, he doesn't realize that dropping the 3 tonnes of dirt caused enough seismic activity to attract my pet Graboid worm (see "Tremors" ) that was sleeping in the ground nearby. As BffSatan looks up at the clouds, my pet Graboid emerges from the ground, grabs him, and drags him under where it then proceeds to tear him to pieces before devouring him outright. The hill is mine once more!

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 4, 2011

I have my friend Jotaro Jostar use his "Jotaro Pawnch!" on the hill, it is so powerful it burrows through the ground and the force of it makes the worm explode into a blood fountain. As he donates the blood to the blood bank for an amazing amount of cookies and juice, I make a canopy, hammock, and couch cover out of the worm skin. The pimped out worm skin crater is mine!

Posted at 11:03PM, Mar. 4, 2011

My torso flies through the air from the explosion. fortunately I happen to land in a robotics laboratory. Some scientists offer to experiment on me and try out their new robo-exoskeleton. I accept and pilot the suit back to the crater.
As Mettaur is taking a peaceful nape in his hammock, I rise above the crater's horizon. I launch several laser torpedo's, cruelly disturbing his slumber.
I begin using my super-human strength to turn the crater back into a hill.
The still-under-construction hill is mine.

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 5, 2011

As BffSatan completes the hill The IRS comes and arrests him for failure to pay land taxes on the hill. I claim teh hill as mine and keep up on the taxes.

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 8, 2011

Me and my gorilla force comes and "liberates" the area with AK-47's, drinking off the wealth of the former occupant while saying we took back what was ours. My rebellious hairy friends and me have claimed the hill! Now to set up a dictatorship..

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 10, 2011

I say SCREW YOUR DICTATORSHIP and crush you and your simian comrades under a mountain of relativistic lead. I claim the lake that takes the place of the hill after the area cools off.

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 13, 2011

With my magma proof suit and my remote controled atomic drill I cause an earthquake that reawakens a dormant volcano underneath you leaving you to either suffocate or boil I then shut off the volcano and claim this newly created hill as my own once it cools,oh and I destroy Charlie sheen…

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 13, 2011

I send a group of rabid viagra-fed apes with mind control devices attached to their heads after you. They've been programmed to think that you are actually are a hybrid of female ape in heat and a banana.
As they chase you off the hill with some rather lewd gestures, I run over and proclaim the hill as mine!

Posted at 11:03PM, Mar. 18, 2011

As I stew in prison for my tax related crimes, it occurs to me that I have a robot body and can easily escape. I blow up the prison walls with some missiles. The criminals I've freed are so grateful for me freeing them that they agree to help me take back my hill.
As Glarg relaxes, sipping on a piña colada, receiving a back massage from an ape, and enjoying the crap out of his hill, he hears a rumbling in the distance. Suddenly he is swarmed by convicts who then begin to commit every crime imaginable against him and his apes.
When Glarg is dead I reclaim the hill.
The hill, now a secret base for me and my army of criminals, is mine.

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 19, 2011

PETA becomes enraged that you and your criminals destroyed an ape civilazation.They rally and march on your hill and the hippies eventually turn you and your lot of criminals into coats I merely tell them that mcdonalds is now serving baby duck on the menu and they leave off to fight another losing battle with the corporate masses