Thread "O hai, I"m Mai." in forum "Meet, Greet, Show and Sell*"

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 3, 2008

Or Derk.
Preferably Derkomai.

Yesss…slightly overdue. I'm The Derkomai (the…real one this time…) and I come to share and spawn comics with the rest of the DD community. Please take care of me. I think we'll have some good times together.

Cheers!

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 3, 2008

What? DrunkDuck is not your dad. You either knuckle down and learn how to take care of yourself or you can go crying back to mummsy, make your choice now maggot.

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 3, 2008

Derk, welcome to the duck! Does spawning comics lead to papercuts? Jus' wondering. Do you really want us to take care of you? Scary (more so than Scarf).

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 3, 2008

Hi there, Derkomai ^.^ Welcome to the Duck - we cater to all your needs here, so have no worries. In fact, we offer a complimentary beverage service (which you probably shouldn't accept for your own safety and being-alive-ness, but we offer it anyway)!

I'm fully prepared to offer my rudimentary carpentry skills to help you build a shelter of some kind. I specialize in unstable shacks that may or may not be full of opportunities to get tetanus!

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 3, 2008

She's lying. LYING. If you take her up on that offer I swear to god I will find and beat you daily with golf balls!

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 3, 2008

Hello there Derkomai: don't worry about a thing, you can come and stay with me in my little hotel:-

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 3, 2008

Do I laugh at this or do I cry, hmmm…

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 3, 2008

Have no fear Derkomai, here at the DD we have numerous services dedicated to taking care of people. Unfortunately none of them cater to the strange habit of spawning comics…i fear you may have to seek professional help for that…anyway welcome to the Drunk Duck and enjoy your stay at Scarfs hotel..ignore the Batesesque feel of it;D

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 4, 2008

What Shroom said… oh, and Cry, definitely Cry :)

Posted at 7:12AM, Dec. 10, 2008

Welcome, Would You Like A Cold Hot Cola?

Posted at 5:12AM, Dec. 11, 2008

Welcome. Don't worry. They're all harmless so long as you don't give them your real name or home address.

Or credit card number.

FOR GODDESSS'S SAKE! DON'T GIVE THEM YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER!!!