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O hai, I"m Mai.
The Derkomai at 12:47PM, Dec. 3, 2008
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Or Derk.
Preferably Derkomai.

Yesss…slightly overdue. I'm The Derkomai (the…real one this time…) and I come to share and spawn comics with the rest of the DD community. Please take care of me. I think we'll have some good times together.

Cheers!
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Custard Trout at 2:24PM, Dec. 3, 2008
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What? DrunkDuck is not your dad. You either knuckle down and learn how to take care of yourself or you can go crying back to mummsy, make your choice now maggot.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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Aghammer at 2:36PM, Dec. 3, 2008
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Derk, welcome to the duck! Does spawning comics lead to papercuts? Jus' wondering. Do you really want us to take care of you? Scary (more so than Scarf).
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amanda at 3:29PM, Dec. 3, 2008
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Hi there, Derkomai ^.^ Welcome to the Duck - we cater to all your needs here, so have no worries. In fact, we offer a complimentary beverage service (which you probably shouldn't accept for your own safety and being-alive-ness, but we offer it anyway)!

I'm fully prepared to offer my rudimentary carpentry skills to help you build a shelter of some kind. I specialize in unstable shacks that may or may not be full of opportunities to get tetanus!
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Custard Trout at 3:43PM, Dec. 3, 2008
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She's lying. LYING. If you take her up on that offer I swear to god I will find and beat you daily with golf balls!
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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Ironscarfs Ghost at 4:52PM, Dec. 3, 2008
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Hello there Derkomai: don't worry about a thing, you can come and stay with me in my little hotel:-
Er……..boo!
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The Derkomai at 5:36PM, Dec. 3, 2008
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Do I laugh at this or do I cry, hmmm…
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Mushroomcomix at 6:27PM, Dec. 3, 2008
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Have no fear Derkomai, here at the DD we have numerous services dedicated to taking care of people. Unfortunately none of them cater to the strange habit of spawning comics…i fear you may have to seek professional help for that…anyway welcome to the Drunk Duck and enjoy your stay at Scarfs hotel..ignore the Batesesque feel of it;D
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Aghammer at 11:34AM, Dec. 4, 2008
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What Shroom said… oh, and Cry, definitely Cry :)
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Dark Clown at 7:23AM, Dec. 10, 2008
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Welcome, Would You Like A Cold Hot Cola?

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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thoththegrey at 5:13AM, Dec. 11, 2008
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Welcome. Don't worry. They're all harmless so long as you don't give them your real name or home address.

Or credit card number.

FOR GODDESSS'S SAKE! DON'T GIVE THEM YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER!!!
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