random talents?

Posted at 2:03AM, Mar. 17, 2007

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today I discovered that I have an uncanny knack for untangling things. like, things that are REALLY badly tangled. Unfortunately, like almost all of my skills (my 1337 h4|<z0r skills included) it's basically useless.

what are YOUR random, useless talents?


(oh, also, if I turn off the lights before I get into bed, I can navigate perfectly in the dark, and can see IN MY MIND where everything is.)

Posted at 2:03AM, Mar. 17, 2007

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i can sign a bit if i what to but my chest hurts and my voce sound like a boys more anoying i get miusken for 12 year old boy im 18 and femail eny way there a link to my tallent

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/368907

Posted at 3:03AM, Mar. 17, 2007

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I can touch my elbows tougether behind my back and I have effectivley no gag reflex. Neither one good for any money, except maybe bar bets.

Posted at 4:03AM, Mar. 17, 2007

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I can suck in my face.

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 17, 2007

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I can touch my elbows tougether behind my back and I have effectivley no gag reflex. Neither one good for any money, except maybe bar bets.

or sword swallowing ^_^

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 17, 2007

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I can immitate people playing drumsets using nothing but my tongue.

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 17, 2007

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I don't have any talents.

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 17, 2007

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I can suck in my face.

this intrigues me.

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 17, 2007

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I can always guess the right perspective when drawing a background or tetris blocks.

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 17, 2007

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I can post lots on forums, and I have an uncanny knack for procrastination.

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 17, 2007

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I seem to have the amazing ability to say exactly the wrong thing at the wrong time. My timing is to precise for it to be coincidental.

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 17, 2007

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I can bend my thumb back far enough people think I broke it, and I have an uncanny ability to build things.

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 17, 2007

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I can post lots on forums, and I have an uncanny knack for procrastination.

omg!!!!1111oonee!!!!

me too! lol

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 17, 2007

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I can touch my elbows tougether behind my back and I have effectivley no gag reflex. Neither one good for any money, except maybe bar bets.

*drools*


Let's see:
* I have no toe nail on my pinky toes.
* I'm double jointed in only one place: my left ring-finger top knuckle.
* I can whistle and hum at the same time.

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 17, 2007

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* I can whistle and hum at the same time.

I just tried that, I coughed.


Nearly died I did. :(

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 17, 2007

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I am incredibly talented when it comes to cleaning chalk boards. Not even the proffesional full-time janitors can clean them as fast or as effectively as me.

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 17, 2007

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My hair defies gravity, my fingers can bend 90 degrees, my thumb can do what mediocre can, I can crack 50 bones in my body, I can bend my big toe by itself, I almost always land on my feet whenever I am thrown about, and I can do the 'The Matrix'.

So, not much really.

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 17, 2007

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* I can whistle and hum at the same time.

I just tried that, I coughed.


Nearly died I did. :(

the secret is to whiste with just your lips on a very low note… then to say "MMMMMM" very low in the back of your throat.

The result is a creepy alien hovercraft sound.

good luck.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 17, 2007

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* I can whistle and hum at the same time.

I didn't know that was a rarity, ass that to my list, if you will.

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 17, 2007

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I can make an uncanny realistic cricket sound which wierds people out.

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 17, 2007

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I can lure sailors to their deaths with the sound of my voice.

Laaaaaaaaaaaa!

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 17, 2007

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I can twitch my tongue in such a way that my saliva glands project tiny droplets of spit 2-4 feet in front of me.

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 17, 2007

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I can make the sound of an angry tomcat calling another tomcat to fight… It used to scare the hell out of my cats.

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 18, 2007

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I can twitch my tongue in such a way that my saliva glands project tiny droplets of spit 2-4 feet in front of me.

haha… that's probably the most random talent yet!!

oh, I can forge people's signatures really well… I've been working on my mom's for years now ^_^ and I can do Paul McCartney's too…
OOH and I can analyze signatures!! I read a book on graphology!! (if anyone wants to post something with their signature I can analyze what kind of person he or she is!!)

Posted at 2:03AM, Mar. 18, 2007

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I can twitch my tongue in such a way that my saliva glands project tiny droplets of spit 2-4 feet in front of me.

I can do that too.

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I'm a freak! :O