Thread "Rhyme Time" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 7, 2007

THis game is all about making a continuous poem. hopefully a funny random one.

Ill start with this and its your job to rhyme it:

As I was looking at the Lawn,

To get a piece of paper….

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 7, 2007

I noticed someone,

I saw a raper…

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 7, 2007

He said he wanted to
Make me a cadaver…

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I replied,

I have a taser…

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 7, 2007

He then backed up

and pulled out a razor

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 7, 2007

His face was crumpled
Like a dirty old bed sheet

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 7, 2007

He advanced and began to stumble
I could tell he wasn't a feat

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Then I pulled out my gun

And delivered justice

(Good luck sucka' )

Posted at 9:07PM, Jul. 7, 2007

Bullets rang out,

…I had missed

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 8, 2007

His body stabbed forward
And I was caught by the wrist.

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 8, 2007

He said,

Baby, you're gunna be my bitch.

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 8, 2007

But then I said as I reached for my belt:

"Tell that to Mr. Switch".

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 8, 2007

He cracked a smile
Of yellow teeth

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Then he passed out drunk

on my Saint Peter's wreath

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 8, 2007

I took him to my place,

Where he slept…

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 8, 2007

I found his ID

His name: Clair Sept

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 8, 2007

I pondered to myself,

How odd…

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 8, 2007

Suddenly my door burst down

It was an assembly of God

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 9, 2007

I shrieked in horror!

His sight was clear…

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 9, 2007

And he pulled out a pistol

he had in his rear

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 9, 2007

He said, Stick 'em up!

The end is near…

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 9, 2007

And then in my room

all became chaos

(loltharisnorhyme)

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 9, 2007

Because there appeared
A boy who was named Ross.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 9, 2007

And thus my room was filled,

With a raper, God and Ross…

Posted at 9:07PM, Jul. 9, 2007

Ross shot out a bullet

slender and silver