Ruin a Dream (Ruin a wish 2)

Posted at 12:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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first off, let me start by ruinin' korosu's wish.

I wish I could walk on water.

Granted, but you become Jesus and soon get crucified.

Now, this is like ruin a wish, but a small change. This time, you state a dream you had when you were younger about what you wanted to be, or a dream you have now. You ruin someone else's dream, then state your own. AQua locked Gues Who'll Be Below You when it reached 50 pages, and Ruin a Wish is on page 49. I figured I'd get this before someone else could. My Dream:

I wish to be a rockstar (Yes, I seriously still hold this dream. I actually do wanna be a rockstar, even if it's only the drummer)

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted, but you get syphilis, HIV, AIDS and a heroin addiction from all that partyin'.

I wish I could fly.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted! Welcome to America Airlines!

I used to dream of one day bein' an astronaut (who didn't?)

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Then your dream was shaterd when an astronaut said you would never make it.

My dream is to really be one of my own characters I make up.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Sure. You become Rage, but like you say, Immortality is a curse.

I still hold this dream that I can become a video game player for my profession.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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granted, but you can't make a living out of the prizemoney and become poor, you can't buy the games anymore and therefore can not practice for the contests and lose every time.


I wish school wouldn't take so much time and effort.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted; it becomes so easy that you slowly grow dumber and dumber until you are no smarter than a five-year-old.

I wish Hogwarts was a real place.

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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granted, hogwarts exists and you even get selected…however, everybody hates you there and picks on you so you get totally miserable.

I wish we were born with the knowlege recuired in life.
(I'm having exames next week and I really don't feel like studiyng…)

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted. Unfotunately, you become blind, deaf, mute, can't smell, and can't feel. (Too bad ya weren't born like me, eh? I never studied for tests, and stilled passed all of them, most of the time acin' them)

I wish that I could make an actual Demon of Darkness game that people would like.

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted but by the time it's made, you're dead and not recieving any of the glory.

I wish my original characters really exsisted.

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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granted, but only in name, they're your children.

I wish that people would post their childhood dreams as well as these wishes (read the title and first post people! Only me and rage have posted dreams we once had!)

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted! But those dreams are corny…

I wish that i was Kain and i was immortal.

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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granted. Unfortunately, immortal only means you'll live forever, solong as you are not killed. You are killed.

I wish for eternal damnation!

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted you end up in the firery pits of hell forced to be satans personal slave while standing in vat of acid as your feet slowly disintigrate.


I once dreamed of being a veterinarian (but dreams have changed..)

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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wow, that's.. actually a worthwhile pursuit… I'm gonna hate ruinin' it…

Ok, you become a vet. But when you go to give a dog his rabies shot, you give him too much, and he dies, then you get fired and can never get a job as a vet again.

I wish I could keep my cat… My mom is gettin' rid of him today.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted, and the cat goes to me. <3 (I want a cat real bad.)

I wish I didn't have to go to work later.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted you go to work now.

I wish I could finish things at super speeds.

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 4, 2007

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granted, but your hands melt for having broke the sound barrier, which also made you go deaf.

I wish I had perfect control over my memory

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted, but you die of an aneurism.

I wish I was a poor, sickly hobo.

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 4, 2007

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granted, but then you find the winning lottery ticket. You become a rich sickly hobo. Then you are shot.

I wish my dreams were actually a prophecy

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 4, 2007

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But then you dream of your own horrible death.

I wish I could read minds.

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 4, 2007

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of course. You learn to read minds. Unfortunately, you never learned to read.

I wish for world peace and no famine… UNDER MY IRON-FISTED RULE!

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 4, 2007

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granted but everybody dies of pestilence instead.

I wish I could control time

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 4, 2007

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granted, but then you realize it's because you are Sonic the Hedgehog, and you comit suicide for bein' his dumbass

I wish for the destruction of the planet through Meteor!

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted, but you and Michael Jackson are the only survivors and you have the live the rest of your lives in solitude on the moon.

I wish I knew the answer to every problem.