Thread "Sentence Game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 5, 2010

You Say 3 words and someone has to make a sentence or 2 with them like eggs,man and flower. The man dropped his flower in the crushed up eggs. Ill start

Epic, Song, Face

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 6, 2010

I made an epic song about ugliness after I saw your face.

Pants, microscopic and osmosis.

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 22, 2010

I don't understand why you are wearing such large pants when your osmosis is so microscopic.

dance, refrigerator, diamond

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 22, 2010

So we meet again Neil Diamond… Next time we dance, i'll be sure to keep you locked in the refrigerator.

Door laptop antidisestablishmentarianism

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 24, 2010

Some friggin' antidisestablishmentarian left the door unlocked and my laptop got stolen!

condom sing grandma

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 24, 2010

While your grandma put on her condom, People said" If you sing, Will My life end?"

Peanutbutter, Bananas, Sonic

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 26, 2010

Tails was surprised to walk in and see Sonic sitting at the kitchen table eating bananas with no peanut butter on them because just the day before Sonic had thrown a hissy fit about how he always liked peanut butter with his bananas and why wasn't there any peanut butter in the house and so Tails just this morning had rushed to the store to buy some peanut butter but the store had inexplicably been completely out of peanut butter so Tails had trudged home fully expecting to face Sonic's wrath over being denied his usual banana and peanutbutter treat but instead he walked in on you know what.

testosterone, telephone, hambone

Posted at 7:12AM, Dec. 27, 2010

What with his naturally-elevated testosterone level and the 2 six-packs inhaled that night, Ned could not understand why he wasn't receiving applause as he hamboned to the telephone.

high-heeled, test tube, garlic

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 27, 2010

She was a high-heeled lady scientist with a smile on her face, a sparkle in her eyes, and a test tube full of garlic in her hand.

cloud, crowd, proud

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 28, 2010

A car floated above the city, the crowd looked up to see the local inventor driving his new cloud fueled flying car. Local paper headline read "Proud inventor discovers secret to flying cars."

Bacon, robotic, astronaut.

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 28, 2010

In the future, an astronaut will get his breakfast bacon from a robotic cook.

garlic, crash, kangaroo

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 29, 2010

A horrific crash between a kangaroo and a truck full of garlic on the western freeway has left three people dead and one vampire in a critical condition.

Cigar, tubing, testicles

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 29, 2010

The garlic truck driver almost lost his testicles in the crash, but thanks to a clever doctor working with synthetic tubing, the truck driver's plumbing was fixed and he now has a fully-functioning cigar.

hula, turtle, procrastinate

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 30, 2010

the turtle distracted the rabbit with a hula, causing him to procrastinate.

Mathematical. Quack. Dilapidated.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 31, 2010

A duck saw the rabbit/turtle hula episode and realized it was now a mathematical certainty that the dilpidated old turtle could win the race with his vile Hawaiian trickery, so the duck quacked, "Get up you distracted rabbit and run like the wind!"

root, beam, squeeze

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 4, 2011

His face one beam of delight, the victorious rabbit of the biannual hula race looked forward to his carrot juice award as he watched Barbara Bunny squeeze the root.

pendulum, hopscotch, bi-focals

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 5, 2011

Right now the rabbit really wanted to play Hopscotch. as he had gotten older, his feelings had become a crippling pendulum. He looked down his bi-focals reading, one last time, about his victorious, yet almost crushing defeat, to the Turtle.

expedite. behind. transform.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 5, 2011

"Cripes!" the rabbit mumbled to himself, "I better expedite my behind and transform myself into being a serious competitor."

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 7, 2011

Look! The space for the 3 words is blank. But I will not leave this game alone.

cast-iron pixie analog

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 7, 2011

I'm trying to make an analog control stick for my cast-iron pixie robot.

Quantify, refraction, obfuscation.

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 7, 2011

Dr Beebs, a master in the art of obfuscation, looked to the right, then looked to the left, and replied "2" when asked to quantify the differential refraction of a pumpkin.

teleport, the magna carta, toenail

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 7, 2011

Instantly Dr. Beebs was sent through a teleport to the signing of the Magna Carta where he stubbed his toe and later lost a toenail.

forget, words, sorry

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 8, 2011

It would be a sorry state of affairs to forget about a game for lack of a few words.

database lasagna shoelace

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 10, 2011

When your affairs are sorry, just consult a good database and find someone who knows how to cook a decent lasagna and is not too proud to bend over and tie your shoelace for you.

respect, exploring, pancake

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 12, 2011

You need to show proper respect when you are exploring the kitchen of the pancake killer.

Pink, wipe and ambivalent.