Thread "Teh rode. Teh chikkin crossis it." in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 18, 2008

Give reasons for why the chicken crossed the road.

Barrack Obama: The winds of change move the chickens to new horizons.

George Harrison: It crossed the road because the ten-winged king of peace, Chick-Na, beseeched it to from within…

Zork: You move North, across the asphalt road - a wise move by anyone's standards to get out of the way of the grue. You see a building to the East with a sign in front.

>READ SIGN

Chickens can't read.

>EAST

You enter, only to find that it's a chicken shack and horrible things happen to you within.

***You have died.***

You may RESTART, LOAD a saved game, or QUIT.

H.P. Lovecraft: The crack in the road opened to reveal teeth, and F'aark'ha'lugh the road god was well fed…

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 18, 2008

The chicken crossed the road to get away from forum games

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 18, 2008

The chicken crossed the road for this thread, and because of shit beetles.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 19, 2008

The chicken crossed the road 'cause the forum people (and a few aliens) wanted to eat chicken pie.

Posted at 11:01PM, Jan. 19, 2008

The chicken crossed the road because the statue of liberty's head was flying at it when a giant spider monster knocked it off. It was also running to a medical tent because it was about to explode because a smaller spider monster bit it.

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 20, 2008

The chicken crossed the road to get away from the pink part of Sea Cow's Sig

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 21, 2008

The chicken crosed the road to ask for a job in KFC.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 21, 2008

the chicken crossed the road to get away from the pack of wolves who wanted to kill and eat it, but there was another pack on the other side, so it just lyed down in the middle of the road and waited for its death…

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 21, 2008

the chicken crossed the road to get away from the pack of wolves who wanted to kill and eat it, but there was another pack on the other side, so it just lyed down in the middle of the road and waited for its death…

Holy crap, that's the 2nd funniest thing I found in DD forums ever!

The chicken crossed the street because it wanted to cause a freaky accident, like the NASCAR ones.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 23, 2008

The chicken crossed the street because it was too much of an emo pussy to go down the road and make it count.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 23, 2008

Uncyclopedia: "The chicken crossed the street because Chuck Norris said it would".
Russian Reversal: "In Mother Russia, the street crosses YOU!"

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 4, 2008

The chicken did not cros the road. he was pushed. its MURDER I tell you

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 4, 2008

The Crazy Chicken crossed the road because he wanted to out-do the Drunk Duck. :p

bad reason, I know.

Posted at 11:02PM, Feb. 4, 2008

The chiken Crossed the road to scair away vampires.

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 7, 2008

the chicken crossed the road to meet with the other animals of the Chinese Zodiac for a party!

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 8, 2008

The chicken was an emo chicken trying to kill itself…