The Bright side of life

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 18, 2007

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Find a bright side to the last poster's hopeless situation then invent your own.

Person one:
My cat just got run over by a car

Person two:
Hey you don't have to buy pet-food anymore!
I just flunked algebra

Person three:
Hey you can be an english major!

etc…

I'll start.

My best friend just died

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 18, 2007

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One less present to give out for Christmas!


My house burned down.

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 18, 2007

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You can get a better one! (And don't forget all the neat stuff you get from charities!)

Someone stole my car.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 18, 2007

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Think of all the money you'll save on gas!

I just acidentaly swallowed chemical cleaner D:

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 18, 2007

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you decreased world overpopulation!

the IRS just took all my money

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 18, 2007

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You now belong to a giant majority of people!

I broke my rib.

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 18, 2007

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Now you have two, smaller ones!

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 18, 2007

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Hey! At least you know for sure, there is a vein in there!

My dog just made a poo on the carpet.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 18, 2007

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Well, at least you now have an excuse to get new carpet. That orange paisley design is SO 30 years ago.

I lost my job.

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 18, 2007

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You don't have to wake up so early/late!

I have a book report due tomorrow and I am posting on the interwebz :o.

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 18, 2007

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You're more popular!

I lost my trees to an Ice storm

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 18, 2007

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You're contributing to global warming! lol my bro thought of that

My leg hurts.

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 18, 2007

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Hey you still have a working leg!

The moon is about to explode

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 18, 2007

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"PREETTTTY COLORS!!!!!"



myspacebarisbroken

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 18, 2007

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you won't get stalked by online pedophiles anymore!

COMPUSA went broke and i lost my only local parts store

Posted at 11:12PM, Dec. 18, 2007

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Sneak in while it's shutting down and get shit for free!

Arrested for a crime I did not commit; Jail raped.

Posted at 3:12AM, Dec. 19, 2007

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at least it wasn't Micheal Jackson.

I have no life, no friends, and the only thing I care about was taken from me.

Posted at 3:12AM, Dec. 19, 2007

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At least you have everything you could care less about clinging to you for the rest of your existence!

My friends keep 'stealing' people I'm interested in.

Posted at 3:12AM, Dec. 19, 2007

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Kill em. Then they won't steal anythin' from ya.

I have no job, no money, and I'm becomin' more evil by the day.

Posted at 4:12AM, Dec. 19, 2007

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Hey, it'll make for a really cool autobiography one day!

My boyfriend broke up with me.

Posted at 6:12AM, Dec. 19, 2007

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You don't have to buy an anniversary present for him anymore!

I have to explain basic things to stupid people all day

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 19, 2007

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Well atleast you know you're smart enough to actually make these stupid people understand.

I die in 3 days.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 19, 2007

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You don't have to worry about anything now :)

I was just raped D:

By Shplane D:

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 19, 2007

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at lest you'll know who the father is!

i accidentally chopped off my finger.

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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Now you can finally figure out what the inside of your finger feels like! :D

I am dying a slow, painful death from AIDS while my house burns to the ground.