Thread "The perfect lemonade" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 17, 2010

Ladies, gentleman and Admins!
Hear me, Hear me!

My little sister is having a special event at her school in a couple of weeks, every student makes food, drinks, candy or any other kind of edible items. I, being the great big brother I am, decided to help her make the perfect lemonade. A kind of lemonade that turns regular people into addicts, girls worship me, countries stop war and of course earn my sister lots of money.

So, how do you make the perfect lemonade, which flavors are good together, should fresh fruit be used? Ice cubes or no Ice cubes?

Anyone helping me with this obviously important issue will get a free digital version of the lemonade!
Yay!

Lemme know whaddya think.

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 17, 2010

Id say fresh lemons and make it bitter yet sweet. Keep it cold aswell so definitly use ice cubes. If all else fails slip in some heroin. Thatll be the addicted part covered lol!

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 17, 2010

Heroine always works. And it even tastes good!

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 17, 2010

The perfect lemonade contains tangerines.

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 17, 2010

Do tell… tangerines

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 17, 2010

Not only will your beverage become a pleasant colour, it will be bursting with a natural tang. And a hint of erine.

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 17, 2010

The wisest words I've heard all day.

every glass of lemonade needs a little tang.

(I'm not too big on the urine part though)

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 17, 2010

1. Water
2. Lemon

How hard is it to make lemonade? Not very hard.

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 17, 2010

1. Water
2. Lemon

How hard is it to make lemonade? Not very hard.

you forgot the sugar. of course, i expect you to forget things by now.

oh, and you can use gin, too.

Posted at 3:03AM, Mar. 18, 2010

Hehe… Humorman just got burned!

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 18, 2010

if you use sparkling water instead of normal water it makes it even better. i also support the tangerine idea… was going to suggest oranges but tangerines do make more sense.

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 18, 2010

Should change his name to burnedman. Lol. Constantly gets owned when he tried to troll.

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 18, 2010

Should change his name to burnedman.

Nah. He'd probably end up being sued by Burn man.

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 18, 2010

Sparkling water is a good Idea, I'll try contacting an admin about changing humorman's name too. Hehe.

I don't think I ever found one of his jokes funny, all the comebacks are hilarious though.

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 18, 2010

You're mom was burned last night… …in bed.

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 19, 2010

My mom is dead.
Not really but I hope you feel bad about yourself now…

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 19, 2010

A pinch of love.

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 20, 2010

A pinch of love.

Just a pinch? Don't be stingy. :P

Posted at 2:03AM, Mar. 31, 2010

Okay people, the lemonade sale went great!
She sold 20 liters of lemonade!
Which is lots!
Yay!
Everybody gets free digital lemonade!
On the house!
Too much exclamation marks!
!!!
!

Posted at 3:03AM, Mar. 31, 2010

Forget Sugar.

Four words…

High Fructose Corn Syrup.

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 27, 2010

forget corn syrup, everyone knows faery piss is essential for the perfect lemonade.

Posted at 7:04AM, Apr. 28, 2010

High Fructose Corn Syrup.

A healthier alternative would be Agave syrup. It's essentially a flower nectar that's ludicrously sweet and thus you need very little to bring out the sweet flavor.

It's very popular at the moment as an alternative to artificial sweeteners.

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 28, 2010

Okay people, the lemonade sale went great!
She sold 20 liters of lemonade!
Which is lots!
Yay!
Everybody gets free digital lemonade!
On the house!
Too much exclamation marks!
!!!
!

Wait! Which recipie did she use to concoct the nectar of perfection?? We must know!