Thread "The Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 30, 2006

UPDATE: Please don't do answer with a question in one post i.e. answer the question with another question. That belongs to the other game. Breaking this rule will lead to the deleting of the post without warning. You have (or have not) been warned.

I stole this game off an old forum I played back then. It's still going, so far reaching 82 pages of stupid questions and stupid answers.

I'm going to Ctrl+C/V this:

Here is how this game works. I post a stupid question, and the next poster gives a stupid answer and then posts another stupid question

E.g.

I post "Why does frost bite?"

Then the next poster gives a stupid answer like "because heat strokes." And then posts and new stupid question for the next poster to answer.

Give this a chance to do a hip-hop dance

Ok, I shall start.

Are you playing this game?

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 30, 2006

Yes. Because I'm a game playa fo' life.

Who are you?

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 30, 2006

An ace attorney, I here to pick up your washing machine.

Hungry for worms?

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 1, 2006

Answer: no
Question:What meat tastes the best?
-Maybe kain has a good answer for that? :D

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 1, 2006

Anything except the ones in pants.

What if all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death life, is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves?

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 1, 2006

Then alcohol would be no fun.

Why are lemons yellow?

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 1, 2006

because the sun is absorbed by the photosynthisis word thats in the fruit, and it absorbs the color and that is why lemons are yellow…..

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 1, 2006

You forgot a stupid question. I'll assist.

What's the sound of a burping goose?

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 1, 2006

The sound of a printer, printing a picture of a burping goose.

Why do they put a warning on the outside of a box of light sensitive photographic paper that reads "Open only in total darkness, See further instructions inside"?

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 1, 2006

So you will open in up in the light to read the rest, exclaim "D'oh!" and then buy some more.

Who is the most emo person on the DD forums today?

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 1, 2006

A:my mum
Q: what sound does a drum kit make falling off a cliff?

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 2, 2006

Answer: WOOOOSHHHHHH!

Question: what would the Universe look like after it went into a Black hole?

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 2, 2006

A: Pretty fricken bizare since compared to the size of the universe a black hole is invisibly teenyyy…. Not to mention a balackhole is within the universe itself.
It would be like pulling you inside out through the hole in the end of you penis, but only if that hole was as wide as a single atom.
-wow, that's a great answer. I'm smart :lol:

Q: Should I shave?

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 2, 2006

A: if your goal is to look like a hairy monkey, id say no.

Q: Is love really all you need to be happy?

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 2, 2006

A: No, you need money, friendship, and a car.

Q: if Bill Gates made Super Tecnoligy, what would llife be like?

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 2, 2006

A. everyone woud be fat

Q. why is the sky blue?

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 2, 2006

A: cause they are jealous ….or they are gay

Q: Why do cats land on their feet and dogs poop?

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 2, 2006

A. The mice told them to.

Q. How long is a piece of string?

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 2, 2006

A: Foolish human, there is no string.

Q: Who would win in a fight, a peice of lint or a blade of grass?

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 2, 2006

A: I dunno I never liked the movie blade

Q: Pants?

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 2, 2006

No.

What's the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 9:05PM, May. 2, 2006

that all questions are pointless unless you have cable.

does Jennifer love Hewitt?

Posted at 10:05PM, May. 2, 2006

No.

Who is the next poster?

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 3:05AM, May. 3, 2006

a fluffy kitten called abe

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 3, 2006

A: because they dont have any…

Q: why are ppl dumb?