The rules are as follows:
I will give a scenario and it will be about Batman (must be about Batman), The first poster will write about what Batman will do in this scenario, then the first poster will write a new scenario. then the next poster will write that scenario and so on. (the scenario should end with What would Batman do?)
The Joker just finished blowing up the police station. Now he is going to put Joker clown faces on all the pictures of Obama. Batman gets into the Batmobile. What would Batman do?
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What Would Batman Do?
Doesn't this go on Forum Games?
That's easy: He Drives!
Seriously though, it depends. If the Joker is doing all the clownfacing by hand, he just goes and beats him up.
If he's using some super-chemical to put the faces, he drives to the Batcave and concnots an antidote.
Now an easy one. Superman has been brainwashed and is destroying the city. What Would Batman Do?
Bruce Wayne sends an anonymous message to Lex Luthor to cut the crap immediately and undo the situation or find the last ten years of his government records suddenly showing gross tax evasion to the IRS to the tune of several billion dollars.
After defeating a villain working on a time machine, Batman finds himself inadvertently flung back to the Jurassic period. A quirk of the machine will summon the person back after 24 hours automatically. Meanwhile, Batman is soon being followed by a pack of hungry velociraptors and knows anything he directly does to the past could have dire unforeseen consequences in the future. What does Batman do?
Then he remembers he is also bruce wayne multi millionaire, he can afford high quality escorts every night so he doesn't need her. he ends the relationship by allowing her to discover him in bed with every playboy bunny EVER!!!
He is suspended upside down, tied in chains from shoulder to ankles. A bald scottish guy is laughing maniacally saying " I have you now batman, or should I say, BRUCE WAYNE!!!. I Grant Morrison, know your every secret and I am your God. Kneel befiore me.!"
Do a short strip where he pretends to be all emo about it (to make people think that he's not completely heartless) and then get a new one. He probably has a spare Robin in his utility belt anyways.
A super-duber-villain is about to punch the sun out of the solar system. What would batman do?
He calls all the greatest metahuman heroes on earth, gives them a detailed battle plan, and then sits back and watches the action unfold.
The Riddler has decided to stop telling him how to beat his plans and just get on with his crimes. What does Batman do? What can Batman do?
Start a brand new game show, every time the Riddler commits a crime. There's no way that the Riddler could refrain himself from attending them.
The Joker becomes clinically depressed and begins a crime spree that has nothing to do with elaborate pranks. What would bats do?
Arnie Mr freeze freezes up gotham for some reason and Adam west batman marches in and ka -pows him, sadly his fist breaks on the the cooler than cool governators mr freeze's chin. Adam west batman minces to quo hog for assistance, The family guy cast march to gotham to take out Mr universe/Mr Freeze, who seeing the oncoming army recruits…
danny devito penguin, jim carrey riddler, camp bane from batman and robin, joel schumacher and uma thurmans poison ivey, oh and tommy lee jones two face.
A battle of epic proportions ensues.
Chris Griffin sicks the evil monkey on danny devito penguin, who promptly eats it then murders chris, seeing this paedo herbert bludgeons penguin to death with his zimmer frame.
Meg comes onto Bane who runs in terror.
The jim carrey riddler gurns a lot.
Joe takes on the terminator mr freeze and mass destruction ensues.
Glen Quagmire goes giggity to poison ivy and gets slapped with sexual harrasment.
When The governator/mr freeze finally beats Joe adam west is waiting to drop a piano on him.
CRASH!
Adam Weee–est Adam Wee-est!
okay, Gotham invaded by vampires.
Nobody messes with Adam We.
Batman creates a wooden stake gun and attaches it to his utility belt along with holy bat grenades. He fits the bat mobile with UV lighting to simulate the sun. While they're blinded by their sparkling they are mowed down and shot with the bat stakes. He drops his holy bat grenades out of the window to kill perusing vampires.
The justice league get sick of batman because he has no powers.
Batman would use his wits and gadgets to infiltrate the justice league's headquarters (which btw are located inside a giant space-station orbiting earth) to overexpose the fundamental flaws in it's defense system. After that he'd, again with wits and gadgets manage to beat every single Justice league hero, in order to establish his place amongst them and rule as the supreme ruler of the league!
Batman is stuck in a 'Victoria's Secret' to find sexy underwear for the catwoman, but finds out that he's out of cash!
Batman hands over his mobile phone (cell phone if you prefer) like it's cash to pay for the goods. Mazuma stylem like the annoying TB adverts.
After getting the sexy lingerie fro catwoman they are back at her place, so about to do the two bear mambo bats doesn't have any condoms…
what would batman do?
Batman is stuck in a 'Victoria's Secret' to find sexy underwear for the catwoman, but finds out that he's out of cash!Trick question. Batman never leaves the cave without this:
As for the current question. Batman has a utility belt. THE UTILITY BELT! If he has a damn shark repellent spray in that thing, he's bound to have condoms. Ribbed ones, with extra lube and spermicide. They would also be capable of driving away sharks.
An embarrassing video of batman doing a silly dance goes viral on the Internet and everybody's laughing at him. What does he do?
Christian bale batman being horribly professional and competitive accepts and they engage in a hotly contested competition, the Joker uses a water squirting flower to cheat and wins.
Afterwards Bale batman lets the joker now what he thought about his unprofessional behaviour.
A few days later a recording of the rant ends up online and causes controversy causing bale batman to offer a half hearted apology.
Batman see's this thread and via his mighty detective skills notices someone hasn't posted a scenario.
Batman would smash your head through a urinal and then threaten to throw you off a roof until you squealed on why you didn;t post a scenario.
Batman is in a noir style busy-city NYC, the Mafia is high in power, there are no doctors, the people are afraid and will rat out others for protection, and a psychotic killer recently escaped from The Rock(Prision). What would Batman do?
You know, the correct answer to mine was "he rots".
In the noir-verse, Bruce Wayne would take several different secret identities, including Bruce Wayne itself, with which to take control of each criminal group separately. Then he would stage fights between all the "different" mafia leaders, ultimately leading to Batman controling all the crime in the world, and turning it for better.
Bruce's evil son has come from the future to cause problems. What would Batman do?
He would teach him the ways of a rich playboy, so he can't interfere with is work. The son would be too busy interfering with other people.
Batman is somehow in the race for united states president, and he wins. But before he can lead the country, he has to reveal his identity. What will he do?
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