Thread "What would you rather" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 22, 2008

This is a game in which people say two situations preceeded by "Would you rather…."

I'll go first…….

Would rather marry a rich ugly women or a poor beatiful women

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 22, 2008

would you rather your mother die first or your father die first?

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 30, 2008

I'm a girl but I would rather marry a rich ugly guy(and then have an affair with the poor pretty one of course).

And I would rather my mom die first because if my dad died before her she would get all depressed and kill herself.

Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 3, 2008

Say everything on my mind.

Would you rather eat a snake or drink blood?

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 3, 2008

I'm vegetarian so I can't eat meat so as long as drinking the blood didn't kill the animal/person it came from I guess I would go with that.

Find true love or 1 billion dollars?

Posted at 1:06AM, Jun. 4, 2008

If this "true love" was eternal (we would forever be happy despite life's tribulations and rutty phases), I might actually go for that, surprisingly. Otherwise, I'm taking the money. (Either way, I'll be happy.)

Drink a liter of snot or a cup of pubes?

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 4, 2008

Snot.
Would you rather eat a dog or a cat?

Posted at 9:06PM, Jun. 4, 2008

Is there any way I can have both?
If not, then dog.

Melt or evaporate?

Posted at 5:06AM, Jun. 5, 2008

First melt, than evaporate.

Would you rather shoot yourself or shoot your parents?

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 5, 2008

That depends where the shot is aimed.

Would you rather fall down a flight of stairs or fall off a 2 story building?

Posted at 5:06PM, Jun. 5, 2008

A flight of stairs obviously, that's not a very hard one.

Would you rather get free chocolate for one year or free potatoes forever?

Posted at 9:06PM, Jun. 5, 2008

Free potatoes forever, never go hungry. =P

get killed by an angry mob or hide from them in a grave with a rotting corpse

Posted at 11:06PM, Jun. 5, 2008

oooh! well, rotting corpses can't say no, can they?

have a very sharp booger poking the inside of your nose that takes hours to get out, or have an extra, little tongue draping from the roof of your mouth. The extra tongue tastes good, by the way.

Posted at 1:06AM, Jun. 6, 2008

I'd rather have the booger, that one actually goes away.

Would you rather get sucker-punched by Hillary or Obama?

Posted at 5:06AM, Jun. 6, 2008

Hilary because it would be HILARIOUS.
Get it?
Meh.
Would you rather get your @$$ kicked by a very pissed off feminismist or a boxer?

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 6, 2008

the boxer, feminists have spite behind their punches.

would you rather be punched in the face or kicked in the crotch?

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 6, 2008

Punch in the face and then I would kick him in the crotch.

Would you rather sit in a bus full of bulls or full of bullies?

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 6, 2008

Bullies, I'd kill them all if even one messed with me. ^_^

Get into a hot steamy make-out session with Obama or Mc Cain. And NEITHER ISN'T AN OPTION!!

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 6, 2008

Obama because I would be slightly less likely to vomit in his mouth.

Would you rather be saved by Superman or meet Winnie the Pooh?

(That extra tongue actually sounds really cool by the way arashi)

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 6, 2008

Can I rip Winnie's head off afterwards. It would be out of gratitude (I would do much worse if he was just there >:D ). It would be cool to meet Superman, though. I'll choose Superman.

Be crushed by super sexy horses or be eaten alive by extremely attractive squids?

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 6, 2008

The super sexy horses, I guess. But if it was octopi instead of squid then I would definitely choose those.

Would you rather walk in on your parents(nudgenudgewinkwink) or have your parents walk in on you?

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 7, 2008

I'd rather they walk in on me. Better they be scared for life, instead of me. *Shivers.*

Would you rather saw off your leg, or saw off your arm?

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 7, 2008

I imagine it would be easier to live without one of my arms than without one of my legs(I'm ambidexterous).

Would you rather be male or female?

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 7, 2008

Female. I would be such a cool girl! But I don't want to get pregenant. But I do want to get someone pregenant. Can I go from one to the other? They both have merits. I'll choose male. But I would like to be a pretty girl (I'll have to settle with being a pretty boy).

Be inside-out or become a grilled German sausage (either way, you're still alive and feel everything that happens to you)?

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 7, 2008

Grilled German Sausage.

Would you rather eat your keyboard or drink a liquified sponge? O_o