Thread "Why, hello there" in forum "Meet, Greet, Show and Sell*"

Posted at 4:11AM, Nov. 13, 2008

Hi! I'm a brand new DD member. In the past I used Smackjeeves to host my comic, but I came here to see if it was any better.

I've skimmed through a few of the threads on the forum, and it already seems that the general intelligence level here is significantly higher than that of Smackjeeves. XD

I hope I'm right?

Anyway. Just thought I'd say hi. *waves*

Posted at 4:11AM, Nov. 13, 2008

Hello Cerablu: there is a stringent intelligence test that you simply must sit in order to be accepted here. Please answer the following:

1) What can you tell us about the viscousity of glass?

2) What kind of planet is Pluto?

3) What do you get if you fall in love?

4) What is the average temperature of cola?

Your own answers please: you may be required to show your calculations.

Posted at 6:11AM, Nov. 13, 2008

Hi, Cerablu! I am here to help you cheat on Scarfie's pop quiz! The answers are:

1. My, it certainly is viscous!
2. Trick question! Pluto is a dog.
3. A healthy understanding of why people can't be trusted. (What, me? Bitter? Pffft, no way.)
4. Hot, cold, or a mixture of both. Also, it's poison. Don't drink it.

Posted at 8:11AM, Nov. 13, 2008

3. A healthy understanding of why people can't be trusted. (What, me? Bitter? Pffft, no way.)

We'll accept that as it paraphrases the examining board's answer:

You only get a pin to burst your bubble,
That's what you get for all your trouble.

Well done Cerablu: you've passed with flying colours. Not only that, you're in the Top 3% of the Duck Intelligence Quotient and in the event of a military coup, you are fourth in line to take complete control of this site.

*stands to attention*

Awaiting your orders Field Marshall Cerablu SAH!

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 13, 2008

Hi there Cerablu it seems that you are going to be our new Field Marshal for the take over eh? There may be some people who want to hear about this… oh and welcom to the Drunk Duck!

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 13, 2008

Hi, cerablu! Welcome to DrunkDuck! :) Before you accept your position as a field marshal in the event of a hostile takeover, you must first answer this bonus question: If you can have any kind of weather to take place right here and right now–any kind at all, no matter how silly and/or impossible–what would it be?

Just give me an answer, and you'll win a special prize! ;)

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 13, 2008

Greetings true believer. Word goes around that you can't trust strange people with hooded robes anymore - if you ever see one, make sure to shout.

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 14, 2008

Hey, you don't want any prizes from Renga! Anyhow, welcome to the duck and enjoy. Don't let Scarf confuse you, btw, insanity often sounds like intelligence.