Thread "From the Artist's Mouth" in forum "Talk to Kali, Semine, various Lwa..."

Posted at 5:06PM, Jun. 24, 2007

Here ask questions of Kali. Author Kali. She will answer, if it's not going to be answered in like, a week.

Someone talk to Kali. Anybody?

Posted at 9:06PM, Jun. 27, 2007

1. What is the airspeed velocity of an African swallow?

2. What is the punishment approved under the Geneva Conventions for asking that question?

3. What's the deal with Fundie's bro, Fund-lad? Is he…you know…rather ding-a-ling-a-ding? With that haircut, I should think so.

4. Why does Davy get hit so often?

5. Why isn't Davy hit often enough?

6. Why am I the only one to post?!

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 27, 2007

1) If I were to answer, I'd have to kill you.
2) See above.
3) No. He's super-straight. I realized one day that there was no one in the cast against gay rights (Fundie is against gays, but not lesbians, so doesn't count, and most of the rest doesn't really care…), so I decided, behind the scenes, that he was straight and proud of it.
4) Because he's a representation of a laddie who needs to be hit more often.
5) Because I can only make so many excuses to hit him.
6) Because this comic is, sadly, not popular. Cry.