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So Finn & Jake set out to find a new home
It's gonna be tough for a kid and a dog on their own
Here's a little house
Ah, Finn's stickin' his foot in
Well, that's a bad idea dude, cause now that bird thinks you're a jerk, Finn

And now they're chillin' on the side of a hill
And thinkin' livin' in a cloud be totally thrillin'
Unless they find something inside
Like a mean cloud man and his beautiful cloud bride

A beehive, oh no! Don't put your foot in there, guy
Y'all tried that before, and you know it didn't turn out right
Big shell, go inside, look around, it seems alright
Frog jumps out, ah! It's a tiger
Throwing down potions for food and fire

You know you should have stayed and fought that sexy vampire lady
Jake was feeling terrified, he was super scared of her vampire bite
Which is understandable, cause vampires are really powerful
They're unreasonable and burnt out on dealing with mortals

Oh Marceline, why are you so mean?
I'm not mean, I'm a thousand years old, and I just lost track of my moral code
Oh Marceline, can't you see these guys are in pain?
No, I can't…I'm invested in this very cute video game

So there go our boys, walkin' on the icy ground
Heading towards their destiny, I'm sure they'll figure something out