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member since February 02, 2007


Hello all! I am the writer/artist behind Zorphbert and Fred, a webcomic about 2 aliens, disguised as dogs, here to study human life. I started off here on drunkduck, but have since created an official site. You can dive into an archive of 250 strips-plus-more here on the 'duck (look to your right–>..), but if you want the NEW stuff, you can find Z&F at:

Leftovers and Not So Wild Life are past projects of mine. Browse through to see some earlier work! (Some of it is pretty bad, forgive me!)

Some more info:
If you care to know, I work as a graphic designer for a snack foods company and live in Havertown, PA with my guy, Rick. And my adopted doggie ;0) More random facts:

- I'm originally from Cleveland, OH and I'm a die-hard Cleveland sports fan. Apparently I like misery. Oh well… GO CAVS!

- "Scrat" from Ice Age, the TV show "Whose Line is it Anyway?", and "The Christmas Story" never fail to make me laugh until I cry.

- I've been a big Smashing Pumpkins fan for 13 years, and I'm not embarrassed to admit it!

- If you offer me ice cream, I'll do damn near anything. Within reason, you perverts ;0)

Hope you get a kick out of Z&F!

Comics By dgriff13

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This is a small collection of comics that I illustrated for a writer friend. It's the basic office-Dilbert strip, but instead the main characters are different random animals. Aimed towards the 20-something crowd who really don't care for their jobs.
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  • last: July 6 2011 |
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RETIRED: 2006. Roommate insanity. 4 college grads getting by on mac n' cheese, ramen noodles & cheap beer. This was my "baby" for almost 12 years, I finally retired it after 8 sets of rejection letters from syndicates. R.I.P.
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For all other Z&F goodness that simply must be posted!
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  • last: July 7 2011 |
2 Aliens. Disguised as dogs. Here to study human life. Hilarity ensues. Updates Mon-Wed-Fri. Check back for monthly fill-in-the-bubble CONTESTS, too.

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marine at 8:14PM, June 25, 2007


celrena at 9:48PM, June 19, 2007

It was nice meeting you at Wizard World Philly~!

CorruptComics at 3:04PM, June 14, 2007

I think we should have like clans here... like sub groups within DD. And we'd all have access to a profile page and all our comics would be a part of it... or something. I am not articulating this thought very well. But where everyone within the group helped and promoted the other comics. I swear to god there is a name for this. Like Blank Label Comics.... Wait label? Is label the word I'm looking for? In any case CH and Z&F would so need to belong to the same group. -Tom

adobedragon at 6:47AM, June 12, 2007

Best of luck with the latest submission! Thanks for the add.

curlpop at 2:43PM, June 11, 2007

Zorphbert and Fred is going somewhere! keep working at it! great job!

LanceDanger at 11:01PM, May 24, 2007

Hi! Thx for the add :) I'm sure the new Pumpkins cd will rock XD Can't hardly wait myself =3

F_Allen at 3:34PM, May 10, 2007

pumpkins new album will rule bro, they always do :D

ToonmanAZ at 3:11PM, May 9, 2007

Z&F rock the monkeys ass!

slimredninja at 12:33PM, May 4, 2007

Always funny all your stuff is top notch and a must read for me and dark chamber

amv_jester at 10:59PM, May 1, 2007

Zorphbert and Fred.....I love the fact its one of those comics where you got the impossible name on one character and a easy name for the other.

carrollhach at 10:15PM, April 30, 2007


CorruptComics at 8:37PM, April 30, 2007

Me thinks you'll like tomorrows comic.

F_Allen at 7:43AM, April 30, 2007

cheers for the add bro

cincy74 at 7:49PM, April 29, 2007

Your comic is one of the most professional I have ever seen. The artwork is always so clean, and the writing is top-notch. For those that don't have a subscription to a major newspaper, you better do it quick, because that's where [i]Zorphbert and Fred[/i] are headed!

Conned at 10:19AM, April 29, 2007

:0 Thanks for the add! You know I was just about to do the same this morning but I got distracted by your comic Zorphbert and Fred :P

Ersatz at 9:47PM, April 24, 2007

P.S. Would you like an ice cream? Yes? There you are. *smiles* Now paint my house, damn it!

timlight at 3:40AM, April 24, 2007

Zorphbert and Fred are amazing characters coz Dawn is a topnotch artist.

Ersatz at 11:07PM, April 23, 2007

Z&F are a credit to all canine-costume-wearing alien researchers alike, especially those who aspire to be pretty kitty-cats!

CorruptComics at 6:16PM, April 23, 2007

People who don't read Zorphbert and Fred are dumb.

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