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No thank you.
No thank you.
No thank you.
No thank you.

I don't have to pay for this shit. I couldn't afford chemo like I couldn't afford a limo and on any given day I'd rather ride a limousine!

Comics By fern

  • Sci-Fi |
  • 100 pages |
  • last: July 6 2011 |
A robot and an 8 year old grrl?! I'm laughing already! A DD featured comic.
  • Fantasy |
  • 59 pages |
  • last: July 6 2011 |
  • Fantasy |
  • 10 pages |
  • last: July 6 2011 |
  • 1 like
Los Angeles, I'm yours!
  • Superhero |
  • 25 pages |
  • last: July 6 2011 |
  • 1 like
Part of the Drunkduck Civil War event circa 2007. No longer relevant.
  • Fantasy |
  • 150 pages |
  • last: July 6 2011 |
A DD community project and a DD featured comic.
  • Real Life |
  • 371 pages |
  • last: Feb. 5 2014 |
Huh?! You mean this isn't a sprite comic?! I'm leaving!!!
  • Horror |
  • 178 pages |
  • last: July 6 2011 |
  • 1 like
A DD featured comic.

Comics Assisted By fern

  • Real Life |
  • 57 pages |
  • last: July 7 2011 |
A project I've been thinking about doing for quite some time. Basically it's me experiencing other people's lives without going anywhere. You send the pictures, we experience them together :)

Comics Recomended By fern

This is a comic I started for my friends at lunch.never really was ment to be read by anyone else, but I'm really happy it became so popular~! Most of the stories are true, although they might be exaggerated. I have really odd friends... ^^;

A Drunk Duck featured comic and winner of the Drunk Duck Awards for Best Humor Scenes and Most Deliciously Offensive. Plus the artist is an Adonis of a man. Handsome, charismatic, suave. He saved my mom's life once! All in all, this is one awesome guy.

Welcome to the place a let all my "hate" go! This comic updates irregularly because I don't hate much :( Maybe because I've finish school or I've forgotten all those irritating things... Remind me!

fern's friends

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Rori at 5:49PM, Oct. 9, 2007

I'll be back on it soon. Life's just been crazy. But I'm totally drawing you as a girl now :D

Rori at 2:56PM, Oct. 9, 2007

Fern, you make a hot girl, at least in Riot's hands. That SO didn't come out right...

F_Allen at 10:27AM, Oct. 7, 2007

dude it says your a publisher? ive been away how'd that happen brudda

Bekefel at 3:13PM, Oct. 1, 2007

Your avatar is the best yet. Orange awesome. Also has the Fern-o-Meter updated at all? ;D We haven't spoke much recently.

ozoneocean at 7:24PM, Sept. 30, 2007

Ack! You are pure evil! John Howard must be [i]removed[/i]

Black_Kitty at 2:28PM, Sept. 27, 2007

I'm glad you find me funny on The Gigcast. :D Although I hope it's funny in a good way. ^^;; But hey! Either way, thanks for listening!

Cthulhu at 12:54PM, Sept. 27, 2007

Witty. [i]Very[/i] witty.

Short_Circuiting at 11:54AM, Sept. 27, 2007

hey, uh, you guy that likes to make comics with really, really long titles that just keep going on and on (kind of like this sentence). xP hehehe.

Kristen Gudsnuk at 10:36PM, Sept. 19, 2007

wow, thanks for clarifying that, fern. I'd just assumed you were some sort of creepster who just locks himself in his room drawing comics all day. good thing I know better now. *snickers*

Bekefel at 7:44AM, Sept. 16, 2007

Your trophies make me want to e-masturbate all over you. Oh and, lol hey.

Cthulhu at 7:50PM, Sept. 15, 2007

1000 comic pages, Forum Maniac, Featured Story, Featured Strip, Tin Member, PUBLISHER... Damn. That be impressive, fern.

pastel at 6:43PM, Sept. 15, 2007

This whole time... I thought we were friends already. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. But I'm glad the issue is cleared up now. =D FRIEND!

joe_vee at 12:12AM, Sept. 10, 2007

FERN! you should be a DD intern :O

Rori at 12:22AM, Sept. 5, 2007

Well...I have my eye on WWLA next March. That's still in the early planning stages, though. In other news...You have been missed!

joe_vee at 6:19PM, Sept. 4, 2007

FERN!!! :O I'm going to LA thursday and staying for like a week to visit my buddy claire and other peeps. Do you have any suggestions on what I should do in LA LA land? P.S. Seems like you have been M.I.A. What's the dealio? I miss seeing you around DD. :/

Zac at 12:37PM, Sept. 3, 2007

Fern is essence of amazing

Cthulhu at 6:15PM, Aug. 30, 2007

Theatening you? All of my fingers, and my drawing hand itself, are scarred, and disfigured. I can't draw for crap.

Allan at 11:54PM, Aug. 28, 2007

Fern, what if there was no more sadness in the world? ...I don't think you'd have anything to make comics out of! HA HA! ...not.

Conned at 3:59PM, Aug. 26, 2007

Super Smooth as always, Fern me boy.

mechanical_lullaby at 2:12PM, Aug. 22, 2007

Said the man to the lady!

kawaiidaigakusei at 7:06PM, Aug. 21, 2007

Now I'm jealous of Jason Schwartzman because he got to meet [i]the[/i] FERN!

kawaiidaigakusei at 12:36AM, Aug. 21, 2007

Wait...I met Jason Schwartzman also, he walked into my workplace and I ran outside with a pen and paper and said, "Oh my gosh, are you Jason Schwartzman? I loved you in I heart Huckabees, can I have your autograph?" He said, "Of course, sure" [url=]signed my paper[/url] and said, "Hi. I'm Jason." (But the truth is, I absolutely loved him in Rushmore)

Bekefel at 8:11PM, Aug. 20, 2007

Oh fern, I just want to ruffle your fro'. ... Not in a gay way.

Kristen Gudsnuk at 5:40PM, Aug. 20, 2007

oh, ps, weird video! ... in a fun way!!! very dramatic.

Kristen Gudsnuk at 5:36PM, Aug. 20, 2007

you met jason schwartzman?!?! I kind of hate you, although it's probably good that I've never/will never meet him... I might kidnap him :o!!!! OMGGG have you heard, there's a new movie called "the darjeeling limited" by wes anderson AND it has Jason Schwartzman as a major character!!! he has a weird pedophile-moustache!! argh, I can't wait!!!

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