Thread "Harkovast vs Harkovast" in forum "Random Nonsense"

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

Skoolmunkee said I would probably interview myself if I was not asked good enough questions on Quack with the Ducks.
So I took her up on this and wrote an interview for myself (answering it as I went along).

Harkovast interviewing Harkovast.

Q-You comic is obvious an artistic and stylist failure Daniel, why do you continue to pollute cyberspace with this twaddle?

A- My comic is fantastic, Daniel, and the fact you are too ignorant to appreciate its subtlety is just a reflecion of your own ignorant preconceptions about the genre.

Q- Oh I see, back to the old "if you dont like it, you are just prejudging it because it has talking cats" line are we? "Oh you just assume I'm a furry and so won't read my comic!" What a load of crap! How long are you going to hide behind that paper thin excuse, in a feeble attempt to hide your own lack of talent?

A- I hate you! I've poured my soul into that comic! Who are you to judge me? What have you ever created? All you ever do is try to drag other people down to your miserable level, in the hope that if you criticise them, people wont realise your own failures!

Q- That's it! I'm going to do what I should have done a long time ago! *Grabs knife*

A- Bring it, dirt bag! *wrestles for knife, accidently stabbing Daniel. Daniel collapses to the floor*

Q and A (speaking together as they are the same person) - I hate you so much! *dies*

Hmmm…..on second thought, maybe it is better someone else interview me!

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

I don't know, I think that is how my interview with you would have went. Only with more blood and death.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

Yeah, I think I managed to say all the things to myself that everyone would like to say to me.

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 28, 2009

I seem to remember you busting my balls for being self-deprecating (or is that self-defecating? I can never remember). That's not even close to what I would like to say to you. I'd ask something like: Why do you insist on using an avatar that features a character that got himself skewered like a pig on a spit? Doesn't that confuse the reader? They go through your pages and think to themselves "Ah, here's the main character" then a few pages later they think "Hmmm…the main character seems to have sustained a rather traumatic injury to the face and body". You left us all hanging out there to dry, man!

Posted at 1:01AM, Jan. 29, 2009

Well, my logic was that I didn't want a main character, because that would make me seem arrogant, as if I was implying that character was like me or something.
And the knight in that picture has a cool serious expression.
But yeah, he does get a bit stabbed doesn't he?

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 29, 2009

You have to update it! Add the stabbidy holes and perhaps a few hanging weapons still in him to make it more accurate, eh?

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 29, 2009

as if I was implying that character was like me or something

Hey, I'm a straw man. Are you implying that I see myself as a brainless wimp?

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 29, 2009

Well according to rumour, some people on drunk duck see you are their soul mate who completes them.
I'm not sure if that is based on the avatar or if it reflects on your own self image though.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 30, 2009

No worries, Vast, you're the only one for me. (This'll really confuse em)

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 30, 2009

I wonder if I will get people asking if anything on this thread is canon for the comic or not?

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 30, 2009

What? We are in random nonsense are we not? So of course everything here is relevant to Harkovast.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 30, 2009

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If you look at a thread in the random nonsense section and take the first letter of its title, then take the first letter of each of my posts on that thread, you will spell the name of a character in Harkovast that has yet to appear.
Works for any thread.
No matter how many posts I've made on it (or not made).

Posted at 4:02AM, Feb. 2, 2009

Hsywwix!

I kinda like it.

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 2, 2009

Every time I post it makes it longer….

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 6, 2010

new theorie, the harkovast avatar is the king of the west! how else can he get a case of the deads yet continue to review comics with kevin?