linda x's profile

About

I'm Linda, 27, single and a good friend of a regular contributor here on Drunk Duck.

I sometimes write dirty (but 100% true) stories for Don over at Unusual Measures. Go check it out…but it's rated "A" for Adult (lots of ***** and *******)

I'm a struggling ~ but working ~ screenwriter. I write and script doctor the soft core porn movies you see on a certain pay cable channel (this explains the "X" in "Linda X)

My avatar is a picture of my cleavage taken with my iPhone, right after I hit "capture" my blouse button (which was - as you can see - under A LOT of pressure) popped off and shot me in the hand with such force I almost dropped the darned thing. $400 bucks down the drain! How ridiculous would that have been?