Thread "TaterKain" in forum "The TOP DRAWER 2"

Posted at 6:08AM, Aug. 14, 2017

Making fun of Kain used to be one of the sports of the TD.

This was Kain:

This is his profile. He hasn't been around since 2008:
https://next.theduckwebcomics.com/user/Thevampire_kain01/

Kain was being a huge arsehole in the TD. A massive one. We gave him all sorts of chances. I tried to take him under my wing and help him out but this guy just didn't care. He was hilariously bad… So Taterkain was born:

Taterkain was a merging of his avatar with that of the one used by the archfiend Tater-Salad… Tater-salad wasn't the demon then that he'd eventually become though. But that's anther story.

Taterkain was a twisted version of Kain… A bondage obsessed white-knight, militantly Christian and secretly gay, using his evangelist rhetoric to get more hands on time with his young sidekick, AQu_ng.

But Taterkain's days were numbers, soon he was lost to the depths of the TD.

But rumour had it that he had a mild mannered alter-ego.

Posted at 9:08AM, Aug. 14, 2017

You're spending a worrying amount of time in that closed forum ozone. If you ever need to talk to anyone you know you only have to ask - the voices tell me I'm a very good listener?

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 14, 2017

The truth is far more amazing. Kain had a complete change of heart after the disasters that befell him. He went in for some serious life changing therapy. He moved to Canada, grew a beard and we all know and love him now as Banes. A true credit to the powers of psychology and modern pharmaceuticals.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 14, 2017

Fascinating stuff. I'm always interested in internet history. It seems like it used to be even crazier.

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 14, 2017

@Bravo- hahaha! I wonder what really happened to that guy :(

@Awesome Owl- The TD was VERY crazy at the time, like a mini 4chan. VERY much like that. With shades of the nasty sides of Reddit… Only the barest shades of that though.

Ironscarf wrote:
You're spending a worrying amount of time in that closed forum ozone. If you ever need to talk to anyone you know you only have to ask - the voices tell me I'm a very good listener?

We really need more dumb, spammy threads in this forum. I can't be the one doing all the work :(

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 12, 2017

We really need more dumb, spammy threads in this forum. I can't be the one doing all the work :(

Renga Faggot reporting for duty. >:D

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 13, 2017

Renga AWESOME!

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 10, 2018

I can't believe you saved these things… ^_^;

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 20, 2020

Wait….wait a sec……

Did I subconsciously get the idea for Blitzov's look from Kain's avatar?….

Huh.