12 Men Died Making This Strip 
    
        
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             - who knew real life was a video game 
             - cthulhu and me chillin' at work, word! 
             - in the new year i am going to do things differently.... 
             - the great magnificent outdoors 
             - I make a lot of bad decisions... 
             - I just wants some quiet and coffee... 
             - again i survive another year 
             - Just a little Apocalypse before the holidays 
             - Wikileaks, leakin the good stuff... 
             - new life... whoop-de-do 
             - Wanna buy some real estate? 
             - Damn you Tom Petty! 
             - all i can see is little white dots everywhere! everywhere! 
             - if you are to survive we must look into alternative food sources 
             - just another old day for Death... 
             - mmmm marshmellows 
             - You're Under Arrest, Batman! 
             - Who did you actually vote for? 
             - Candy! 
             - Dirty Zombies... ruining it for everyone. 
             - Call a Plumber... I'll even settle for mario or luigi 
             - How About Another Round? 
             - ping pong 
             - I very much dislike tomatoes... 
             - what ever you do, do not strain yourself. You will have to sit on a donut. 
             - I always hated geometry... 
             - The Future is never as cool as you think it should be... 
             - Never trust a cat... 
             - First Contact... Oops. 
             - Don't Sue Me, Ray Bradbury! 
             - Butterflies are evil. There. I said it for you. 
             - There is life out there... Life we didn't want to know about. 
             - Fun with Bible Stories... 
             - Crayons could make it big in horror films... 
             - Normally it's a peaceful drive... 
             - Evolution has steered us in the wrong way... 
             - Brain Madness is contagious... 
             - sometimes nature doesn't need peta... 
             - It's Hard to find good help these days... 
             - Go Go Go Godzilla! 
             - o' to be on safari 
             - They are real... Your mom and dad just lie... 
             - A Salute To You. You Were Wonderful 
             - The Lost German Strip 
             - Even Astropilots have a sense of wicked humor. 
             - A Modern Day Sisyphus 
             - Gerfarfalla Sobeena Toofata SO TRUNTANAATAR!!!! Arise Couscous! 
             - you keep your nose clean in sign city if you know what's good for you... 
             - God decides to deal with atheism... tough luck. 
             - That which could not die... well, shit happens. 
             - what the strip doesn't show is the camel... and the hawk... and the whale.. and the highschool brass band 
             - it seems to get anywhere these days you need a good travelling manifesto... 
             - I based Paul off of a sibling of a friend I knew long ago... no really, but it was a she... 
             - how many times will I have to repost this? 
             - It's a triple axel double mocha cappicino... 
             - what's with all these bumps everywhere 
             - board games in the wrong hands lead to nights of unspeakable lusting... 
             - books, books, everywhere and not a word to read... 
             - I blame working the mystery section at my bookstore for all the crime comics 
             - take one mind, add to blender, blend, pour on virtual canvas... 
             - it's kind of creepy how fast they gestate. 
             - My crossovers are not as bad as what Marvel and DC seem to crap out... 
             - one time on cold medicine i met the queen of the snowflakes but that is another story... 
             - They move silently and leave swelled knuckles in their wake... 
             - It wasn't even a fair fight. The Bears showed no mercy... 
             - dumb dumb, dumb dumb, dumb dumb, dumb dumb DUMB! dumb dum... 
             - gravestone after gravestone... somehow i dont think real people are buried here. 
             - What an udderly terrible situation... 
             - Someone call in the Salad Shooter... We need heavy artillery 
             - the flora the flora! 
             - I will travel through the gateless gate 10,000 times... 
             - What the coffee mug said was too dirty to print.... 
             - It came from the.... 
             - the only reason greek epics weren't longer was because they didn't have to worry about DMVs 
             - scrub scrub scrub and a little behind the ears yeah now that's more like it, spotless 
             - and furthermore ad by proxy this is shown to be ll together by far the most inane sentence that tells really nothing in wagon wheels 
             - and from a far less fantastic future that contains nothing but future things...  
             - M.A.F.D. 
             - ring ring hello, yes, the elder gods? no. i'm sorry you have the wrong number... 
             - vegetables are good for the imune system, except carrots they cause cancer. 
             - o christmas tree o christmas tree a 911 operators nightmare 
             - pet ownership 101 
             - i wonder if Al Gore could power his house with a passing comet? 
             - i do like the firebird suite... 
             - king of the jungle... though I called it a savannah 'cause that's what it is hrmmm. 
             - dartardly deeds done down right dastardly 
             - It was either this or the lyrics to Jonas Bros. Songs 
             - Nature Specials fail to tell all the truth 
             - Happy Birthday to Me! 
             - Yeah, so it happened, i missed a day... let the comets rain down upon the earth,,, 
             - once upon a time in a lttle hamlet by the sea, the danes got slaughtered 
             - trees trees trees everywhere i see trees... especially the larch! 
             - i can remember all this crap from when i was a kid... but Iron Maiden rulz. 
             - blaring through the night on a midnight radio... 
             - zoo's are not the green grocers of meat 
             - kkbdvkbvxbvbdzvbdzbvxkjzbvhsfgdsfhzs'nvzkvbdzbvl,szdvbdvbsvb 
             - Its by no means Curling, but its the only other thing I would call a sport... 
             - Happy Thanksgiving everyone who celebrates it...  
             - The weight of knowledge is in direct proportion to thrust.... 
             - disagree at your peril not that much would happen if you did 
             - There are few nightmares but this is one of them... 
             - We should blow up the moon it could have stolen some of our water. 
             - I ust realized that if i type a really long title than unless you know some magic i don't you really can't read any of this. 
             - mmmm mmmm finger-lickin' good....  
             - Magic and Nascar are one in the same... to me. 
             - The most dangerous secret societies are the ones that are out in the open.... namely Clowns. 
             - Treehuggers are in league with the trees... 
             - Some friends of mine think that if rainbows were tangible tey would be much more cool... i disagree. 
             - This is the guessed outcome of my daydream to be a private detective. 
         
      
        
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             - who knew real life was a video game 
             - cthulhu and me chillin' at work, word! 
             - in the new year i am going to do things differently.... 
             - the great magnificent outdoors 
             - I make a lot of bad decisions... 
             - I just wants some quiet and coffee... 
             - again i survive another year 
             - Just a little Apocalypse before the holidays 
             - Wikileaks, leakin the good stuff... 
             - new life... whoop-de-do 
             - Wanna buy some real estate? 
             - Damn you Tom Petty! 
             - all i can see is little white dots everywhere! everywhere! 
             - if you are to survive we must look into alternative food sources 
             - just another old day for Death... 
             - mmmm marshmellows 
             - You're Under Arrest, Batman! 
             - Who did you actually vote for? 
             - Candy! 
             - Dirty Zombies... ruining it for everyone. 
             - Call a Plumber... I'll even settle for mario or luigi 
             - How About Another Round? 
             - ping pong 
             - I very much dislike tomatoes... 
             - what ever you do, do not strain yourself. You will have to sit on a donut. 
             - I always hated geometry... 
             - The Future is never as cool as you think it should be... 
             - Never trust a cat... 
             - First Contact... Oops. 
             - Don't Sue Me, Ray Bradbury! 
             - Butterflies are evil. There. I said it for you. 
             - There is life out there... Life we didn't want to know about. 
             - Fun with Bible Stories... 
             - Crayons could make it big in horror films... 
             - Normally it's a peaceful drive... 
             - Evolution has steered us in the wrong way... 
             - Brain Madness is contagious... 
             - sometimes nature doesn't need peta... 
             - It's Hard to find good help these days... 
             - Go Go Go Godzilla! 
             - o' to be on safari 
             - They are real... Your mom and dad just lie... 
             - A Salute To You. You Were Wonderful 
             - The Lost German Strip 
             - Even Astropilots have a sense of wicked humor. 
             - A Modern Day Sisyphus 
             - Gerfarfalla Sobeena Toofata SO TRUNTANAATAR!!!! Arise Couscous! 
             - you keep your nose clean in sign city if you know what's good for you... 
             - God decides to deal with atheism... tough luck. 
             - That which could not die... well, shit happens. 
             - what the strip doesn't show is the camel... and the hawk... and the whale.. and the highschool brass band 
             - it seems to get anywhere these days you need a good travelling manifesto... 
             - I based Paul off of a sibling of a friend I knew long ago... no really, but it was a she... 
             - how many times will I have to repost this? 
             - It's a triple axel double mocha cappicino... 
             - what's with all these bumps everywhere 
             - board games in the wrong hands lead to nights of unspeakable lusting... 
             - books, books, everywhere and not a word to read... 
             - I blame working the mystery section at my bookstore for all the crime comics 
             - take one mind, add to blender, blend, pour on virtual canvas... 
             - it's kind of creepy how fast they gestate. 
             - My crossovers are not as bad as what Marvel and DC seem to crap out... 
             - one time on cold medicine i met the queen of the snowflakes but that is another story... 
             - They move silently and leave swelled knuckles in their wake... 
             - It wasn't even a fair fight. The Bears showed no mercy... 
             - dumb dumb, dumb dumb, dumb dumb, dumb dumb DUMB! dumb dum... 
             - gravestone after gravestone... somehow i dont think real people are buried here. 
             - What an udderly terrible situation... 
             - Someone call in the Salad Shooter... We need heavy artillery 
             - the flora the flora! 
             - I will travel through the gateless gate 10,000 times... 
             - What the coffee mug said was too dirty to print.... 
             - It came from the.... 
             - the only reason greek epics weren't longer was because they didn't have to worry about DMVs 
             - scrub scrub scrub and a little behind the ears yeah now that's more like it, spotless 
             - and furthermore ad by proxy this is shown to be ll together by far the most inane sentence that tells really nothing in wagon wheels 
             - and from a far less fantastic future that contains nothing but future things...  
             - M.A.F.D. 
             - ring ring hello, yes, the elder gods? no. i'm sorry you have the wrong number... 
             - vegetables are good for the imune system, except carrots they cause cancer. 
             - o christmas tree o christmas tree a 911 operators nightmare 
             - pet ownership 101 
             - i wonder if Al Gore could power his house with a passing comet? 
             - i do like the firebird suite... 
             - king of the jungle... though I called it a savannah 'cause that's what it is hrmmm. 
             - dartardly deeds done down right dastardly 
             - It was either this or the lyrics to Jonas Bros. Songs 
             - Nature Specials fail to tell all the truth 
             - Happy Birthday to Me! 
             - Yeah, so it happened, i missed a day... let the comets rain down upon the earth,,, 
             - once upon a time in a lttle hamlet by the sea, the danes got slaughtered 
             - trees trees trees everywhere i see trees... especially the larch! 
             - i can remember all this crap from when i was a kid... but Iron Maiden rulz. 
             - blaring through the night on a midnight radio... 
             - zoo's are not the green grocers of meat 
             - kkbdvkbvxbvbdzvbdzbvxkjzbvhsfgdsfhzs'nvzkvbdzbvl,szdvbdvbsvb 
             - Its by no means Curling, but its the only other thing I would call a sport... 
             - Happy Thanksgiving everyone who celebrates it...  
             - The weight of knowledge is in direct proportion to thrust.... 
             - disagree at your peril not that much would happen if you did 
             - There are few nightmares but this is one of them... 
             - We should blow up the moon it could have stolen some of our water. 
             - I ust realized that if i type a really long title than unless you know some magic i don't you really can't read any of this. 
             - mmmm mmmm finger-lickin' good....  
             - Magic and Nascar are one in the same... to me. 
             - The most dangerous secret societies are the ones that are out in the open.... namely Clowns. 
             - Treehuggers are in league with the trees... 
             - Some friends of mine think that if rainbows were tangible tey would be much more cool... i disagree. 
             - This is the guessed outcome of my daydream to be a private detective. 
         
      
        
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