12 Men Died Making This Strip
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- who knew real life was a video game
- cthulhu and me chillin' at work, word!
- in the new year i am going to do things differently....
- the great magnificent outdoors
- I make a lot of bad decisions...
- I just wants some quiet and coffee...
- again i survive another year
- Just a little Apocalypse before the holidays
- Wikileaks, leakin the good stuff...
- new life... whoop-de-do
- Wanna buy some real estate?
- Damn you Tom Petty!
- all i can see is little white dots everywhere! everywhere!
- if you are to survive we must look into alternative food sources
- just another old day for Death...
- mmmm marshmellows
- You're Under Arrest, Batman!
- Who did you actually vote for?
- Candy!
- Dirty Zombies... ruining it for everyone.
- Call a Plumber... I'll even settle for mario or luigi
- How About Another Round?
- ping pong
- I very much dislike tomatoes...
- what ever you do, do not strain yourself. You will have to sit on a donut.
- I always hated geometry...
- The Future is never as cool as you think it should be...
- Never trust a cat...
- First Contact... Oops.
- Don't Sue Me, Ray Bradbury!
- Butterflies are evil. There. I said it for you.
- There is life out there... Life we didn't want to know about.
- Fun with Bible Stories...
- Crayons could make it big in horror films...
- Normally it's a peaceful drive...
- Evolution has steered us in the wrong way...
- Brain Madness is contagious...
- sometimes nature doesn't need peta...
- It's Hard to find good help these days...
- Go Go Go Godzilla!
- o' to be on safari
- They are real... Your mom and dad just lie...
- A Salute To You. You Were Wonderful
- The Lost German Strip
- Even Astropilots have a sense of wicked humor.
- A Modern Day Sisyphus
- Gerfarfalla Sobeena Toofata SO TRUNTANAATAR!!!! Arise Couscous!
- you keep your nose clean in sign city if you know what's good for you...
- God decides to deal with atheism... tough luck.
- That which could not die... well, shit happens.
- what the strip doesn't show is the camel... and the hawk... and the whale.. and the highschool brass band
- it seems to get anywhere these days you need a good travelling manifesto...
- I based Paul off of a sibling of a friend I knew long ago... no really, but it was a she...
- how many times will I have to repost this?
- It's a triple axel double mocha cappicino...
- what's with all these bumps everywhere
- board games in the wrong hands lead to nights of unspeakable lusting...
- books, books, everywhere and not a word to read...
- I blame working the mystery section at my bookstore for all the crime comics
- take one mind, add to blender, blend, pour on virtual canvas...
- it's kind of creepy how fast they gestate.
- My crossovers are not as bad as what Marvel and DC seem to crap out...
- one time on cold medicine i met the queen of the snowflakes but that is another story...
- They move silently and leave swelled knuckles in their wake...
- It wasn't even a fair fight. The Bears showed no mercy...
- dumb dumb, dumb dumb, dumb dumb, dumb dumb DUMB! dumb dum...
- gravestone after gravestone... somehow i dont think real people are buried here.
- What an udderly terrible situation...
- Someone call in the Salad Shooter... We need heavy artillery
- the flora the flora!
- I will travel through the gateless gate 10,000 times...
- What the coffee mug said was too dirty to print....
- It came from the....
- the only reason greek epics weren't longer was because they didn't have to worry about DMVs
- scrub scrub scrub and a little behind the ears yeah now that's more like it, spotless
- and furthermore ad by proxy this is shown to be ll together by far the most inane sentence that tells really nothing in wagon wheels
- and from a far less fantastic future that contains nothing but future things...
- M.A.F.D.
- ring ring hello, yes, the elder gods? no. i'm sorry you have the wrong number...
- vegetables are good for the imune system, except carrots they cause cancer.
- o christmas tree o christmas tree a 911 operators nightmare
- pet ownership 101
- i wonder if Al Gore could power his house with a passing comet?
- i do like the firebird suite...
- king of the jungle... though I called it a savannah 'cause that's what it is hrmmm.
- dartardly deeds done down right dastardly
- It was either this or the lyrics to Jonas Bros. Songs
- Nature Specials fail to tell all the truth
- Happy Birthday to Me!
- Yeah, so it happened, i missed a day... let the comets rain down upon the earth,,,
- once upon a time in a lttle hamlet by the sea, the danes got slaughtered
- trees trees trees everywhere i see trees... especially the larch!
- i can remember all this crap from when i was a kid... but Iron Maiden rulz.
- blaring through the night on a midnight radio...
- zoo's are not the green grocers of meat
- kkbdvkbvxbvbdzvbdzbvxkjzbvhsfgdsfhzs'nvzkvbdzbvl,szdvbdvbsvb
- Its by no means Curling, but its the only other thing I would call a sport...
- Happy Thanksgiving everyone who celebrates it...
- The weight of knowledge is in direct proportion to thrust....
- disagree at your peril not that much would happen if you did
- There are few nightmares but this is one of them...
- We should blow up the moon it could have stolen some of our water.
- I ust realized that if i type a really long title than unless you know some magic i don't you really can't read any of this.
- mmmm mmmm finger-lickin' good....
- Magic and Nascar are one in the same... to me.
- The most dangerous secret societies are the ones that are out in the open.... namely Clowns.
- Treehuggers are in league with the trees...
- Some friends of mine think that if rainbows were tangible tey would be much more cool... i disagree.
- This is the guessed outcome of my daydream to be a private detective.
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Prev
- who knew real life was a video game
- cthulhu and me chillin' at work, word!
- in the new year i am going to do things differently....
- the great magnificent outdoors
- I make a lot of bad decisions...
- I just wants some quiet and coffee...
- again i survive another year
- Just a little Apocalypse before the holidays
- Wikileaks, leakin the good stuff...
- new life... whoop-de-do
- Wanna buy some real estate?
- Damn you Tom Petty!
- all i can see is little white dots everywhere! everywhere!
- if you are to survive we must look into alternative food sources
- just another old day for Death...
- mmmm marshmellows
- You're Under Arrest, Batman!
- Who did you actually vote for?
- Candy!
- Dirty Zombies... ruining it for everyone.
- Call a Plumber... I'll even settle for mario or luigi
- How About Another Round?
- ping pong
- I very much dislike tomatoes...
- what ever you do, do not strain yourself. You will have to sit on a donut.
- I always hated geometry...
- The Future is never as cool as you think it should be...
- Never trust a cat...
- First Contact... Oops.
- Don't Sue Me, Ray Bradbury!
- Butterflies are evil. There. I said it for you.
- There is life out there... Life we didn't want to know about.
- Fun with Bible Stories...
- Crayons could make it big in horror films...
- Normally it's a peaceful drive...
- Evolution has steered us in the wrong way...
- Brain Madness is contagious...
- sometimes nature doesn't need peta...
- It's Hard to find good help these days...
- Go Go Go Godzilla!
- o' to be on safari
- They are real... Your mom and dad just lie...
- A Salute To You. You Were Wonderful
- The Lost German Strip
- Even Astropilots have a sense of wicked humor.
- A Modern Day Sisyphus
- Gerfarfalla Sobeena Toofata SO TRUNTANAATAR!!!! Arise Couscous!
- you keep your nose clean in sign city if you know what's good for you...
- God decides to deal with atheism... tough luck.
- That which could not die... well, shit happens.
- what the strip doesn't show is the camel... and the hawk... and the whale.. and the highschool brass band
- it seems to get anywhere these days you need a good travelling manifesto...
- I based Paul off of a sibling of a friend I knew long ago... no really, but it was a she...
- how many times will I have to repost this?
- It's a triple axel double mocha cappicino...
- what's with all these bumps everywhere
- board games in the wrong hands lead to nights of unspeakable lusting...
- books, books, everywhere and not a word to read...
- I blame working the mystery section at my bookstore for all the crime comics
- take one mind, add to blender, blend, pour on virtual canvas...
- it's kind of creepy how fast they gestate.
- My crossovers are not as bad as what Marvel and DC seem to crap out...
- one time on cold medicine i met the queen of the snowflakes but that is another story...
- They move silently and leave swelled knuckles in their wake...
- It wasn't even a fair fight. The Bears showed no mercy...
- dumb dumb, dumb dumb, dumb dumb, dumb dumb DUMB! dumb dum...
- gravestone after gravestone... somehow i dont think real people are buried here.
- What an udderly terrible situation...
- Someone call in the Salad Shooter... We need heavy artillery
- the flora the flora!
- I will travel through the gateless gate 10,000 times...
- What the coffee mug said was too dirty to print....
- It came from the....
- the only reason greek epics weren't longer was because they didn't have to worry about DMVs
- scrub scrub scrub and a little behind the ears yeah now that's more like it, spotless
- and furthermore ad by proxy this is shown to be ll together by far the most inane sentence that tells really nothing in wagon wheels
- and from a far less fantastic future that contains nothing but future things...
- M.A.F.D.
- ring ring hello, yes, the elder gods? no. i'm sorry you have the wrong number...
- vegetables are good for the imune system, except carrots they cause cancer.
- o christmas tree o christmas tree a 911 operators nightmare
- pet ownership 101
- i wonder if Al Gore could power his house with a passing comet?
- i do like the firebird suite...
- king of the jungle... though I called it a savannah 'cause that's what it is hrmmm.
- dartardly deeds done down right dastardly
- It was either this or the lyrics to Jonas Bros. Songs
- Nature Specials fail to tell all the truth
- Happy Birthday to Me!
- Yeah, so it happened, i missed a day... let the comets rain down upon the earth,,,
- once upon a time in a lttle hamlet by the sea, the danes got slaughtered
- trees trees trees everywhere i see trees... especially the larch!
- i can remember all this crap from when i was a kid... but Iron Maiden rulz.
- blaring through the night on a midnight radio...
- zoo's are not the green grocers of meat
- kkbdvkbvxbvbdzvbdzbvxkjzbvhsfgdsfhzs'nvzkvbdzbvl,szdvbdvbsvb
- Its by no means Curling, but its the only other thing I would call a sport...
- Happy Thanksgiving everyone who celebrates it...
- The weight of knowledge is in direct proportion to thrust....
- disagree at your peril not that much would happen if you did
- There are few nightmares but this is one of them...
- We should blow up the moon it could have stolen some of our water.
- I ust realized that if i type a really long title than unless you know some magic i don't you really can't read any of this.
- mmmm mmmm finger-lickin' good....
- Magic and Nascar are one in the same... to me.
- The most dangerous secret societies are the ones that are out in the open.... namely Clowns.
- Treehuggers are in league with the trees...
- Some friends of mine think that if rainbows were tangible tey would be much more cool... i disagree.
- This is the guessed outcome of my daydream to be a private detective.
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Author notes
None of the Twelve ever made it in the city limits, Alfreda shoo'ed them away with her broom mubbling to herself "those no good trouble-making ruffians." *** So… yeah, #50. This even kind of surprises me. I am not very good at keeping up with things. I never finish books I start, or video games, hell I barely even try watching movies before I wonder to something different. Classic signs? no! I am just lazy. So Twelve Men Died is really something of an amazement to me. Now I am not going to get all self-deprecating (i'll save that for when I am sick) and ask why so many of you come back here day-today week after week, its because you ahve all been rcieving your readers checks in the mail… regretfully I am ging to have to put a stop to the checks. So if you have't recieved any or missed some that is just too bad, you ca't bleed a rock… unless its a rock monster because then it might have somewicked cool magic rock blood… off track, anyway. I say this a lot and I ope it never does sound simply as something that is copy and pasted but I am really thankful for all of of you readers out there. The ones that comment and the ones that don't. I make this for the for you and for me (because I ejoy the fact that you enjoy it as well) A little history lesson then. This comic is a mixture of all the things that mean something somewhere in my brain matter. Wat mean to say is that this comic represents things that I ave created but have never been ever really able to let go. Of course 12 Men Died is represented in the fact that this is its comic, but there is also the cameo of F7 from my other comic Achievement Wh0rz. Largely though this comic owes a lot to something that I have carried with me for awhile. True Believers! Webcomics was not my first foray into internet stardom. It's now some years ago (only a couple) that I had first tried my hand at satirical news writing in the form of something that I called Empty-Headed News. A few readers out there will knwo about this and have no questions further. For those that don't know, it is what grounded me into the sense of humor that I present in these comics and it is nice to touch on it now and again bcause it was such a big part of who I am as a creative idividual. Now this is not some declaration that I am going back to EHN, or that you should all go find it on the World Wide Web (if you are terribly interested you can just google Empty-Headed News and wordpress, you can then find all of its abandoned glory) this is all about giving credit where credit is due. Much like I tank you for reading, I thank the creative juices of yore for what they allow me to bring to you on these todays. Thanks again everyone -Tim
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