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Shameless Seyton

on June 11, 2012

I can't tell you how many times I've been an inch away from a mirror, staring at indivudal hairs.  To me, they stick out like the guy who comes to a Halloween party dressed normally.  Also, screw that guy.  It's a costume party, buddy!  At least dowse yourself in fake blood and call yourself "Blood Guy."  Anyways, my obsessive nature when it comes to grooming usually leads to personal injury.  Luckily, I'm a rather suave gentleman, even when suffering head trauma.