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They go honk!

Shameless Seyton

on June 15, 2012

I may be the only person who truly enjoys doing this.  And I do.  A lot.  Try it sometime.  Guys get permission; girls, try to be alone as I imagine it would be weird to honk yourself in public.  As a random aside, not even noise canceling headphones can provide a brief solace from my wonderful neighbor, who I have taken to calling "loud sex girl."  Three guesses as to why.  My comfort mostly comes from knowing each of her partners (maybe it's just one guy. maybe.) lasts on average 10 minutes.  How do I know this?  Three guesses.