3rd Party Fantasy

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#8 Boo Yaa

Evil Emperor Nick

on Jan. 23, 2006

As you may or may not have noticed I’ve been trying to write more interesting and engaging rants. Since I am incapable of drawing ‘Sad Women Stupidly Standing Out in the Snow’ I’m forced to abuse the normally small rant space in an attempt to amuse. Originally I had considered writing a continuing story in this rant space. It would have probably gone something like this.

“Attention all crew members. Our course is about to take us through some topographical anomalies and we are going to bump with some large masses of certain mineral masses which are present in the region we will be passing through while we accelerating due to certain phenomenon related to the region. Consequently I have some special orders for you for the duration of our travel through this anomaly: Don’t get killed.” Morgan reported over the Com system.

“What does that mean?” Garret asked. However his question quickly answered as the ship jerked downwards towards the earth. “IEEEEEEEE!”

To be continued next rant……

Anyway I’m already a tiny bit concerned about keeping up with 3PF already. In an attempt to attract females I’ve begun lifting heavy objects after work, an activity I loath with a passion yet continue to engage in which means no doubt it is building character. Which is good because when you’re a comic writer you can’t have to much character. Sadly this means with my commute I arrive home at about 8:00, eat which may or may not involve more then one food group (Pizza is its own food group right?) And then sleep so I can get up by 5:30 and go to work. Yay! So I’m probably going to have to work on these on the weekends and maybe get a few guest artist in or something, we will have to see based on how much I can get done this weekend. (Prediction: Nothing gets done do to random friend stoping over for some halo.)

Anyway sorry this is short and less then hysterical but I need some sleep and it hurts to type….move……breath after a workout so I’ll just have to try and make it up to the readers tomarrow.