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#51 Back to normalcyish

Evil Emperor Nick

on March 8, 2006

I am moving temporarily over to my grandfather’s house. He needs so help, so I’m going to be at this place to help out and just in case. I should be there about a month or less. This should not interfere with my updates but may keep my writing to a minimum.

Mini Rant

Ahhhh the agony of sleep. I think it is safe to say, I loath most biological processes as they are all inconvenient, I dislike sleep the most. I see all my existence as a conflict between the mental, spiritual and physical. My body demands sleep, yet I HATE to sleep, there ALWAYS something I would rather be doing with my time.

Like right now I could be writing an awesome rant, but instead I’m stuck falling asleep in front of my key board. VILE TRAITOROUS BODY!

I feel my body hates me, probably because I stopped feeding it once I started to pay for my own quasi-food products. My body has no insulation, seriously I am cold at any point it is under 82 degress…cels…ferig….American, er anyway I get cold really easy, YET my body still threatens to expand into disgusting globs of fat on my naturally lean (ready girlishly skinny) physical form. I get sick (read my body tried to die on me) all the time, I have allergies, bad eyes, and my parents genes suck when it comes to most of my vital organs. So in turn I refuse give it sleep.

Having a body is kind of like having a cat. It needs you but it secretly hate you. Think about it, we all know what happens when the soul takes off the body keeps going, you get a zombie or a vampire or a ghoul or some other hideous undead that runs about seeking to torment and prey upon the living. The only reason your body doesn’t start shambling about eating brains now is because it has you to abuse. The body feeds on suffering. When you eat something tasty it gets fat, when be stick it into a thread machines until it radiates pain to all points of your body is gets stronger.

Women have a far better concept of this then men which is why the have do horrible, awful things like tear the hair from the body with strips of wax. Men meanwhile simply try and convince women beer guts and balding is sexy (That latter with moderate success thank to Patrick Steward & Sean Connery). But are gradually realizing the truth that self inflicted violence is the best way to stay fit.