Well I'm a bit behind on 3PF so if work gets busy this week I may miss and update. I'm going to try hard however to see that doesn't happen, but if you want to send some fan art or guest comics I wouldn't say no.
And now as promised on mondays, a rant.
Rant
Well it is summer here and let me tell it is hot! Which suits me fine, as I like to tell the ladies I’ve a very Mediterranean nature….and when they go ‘huh’ I explain that I like the hot weather. However not everyone is a fun & sun sort of person. My brother for example parks himself in front of the air conditioner, sadly the only working one we own is in my car so this presents a little problem.
One of the best ways to stay cool of course is to go about naked. This however presents some ugly problems most people don’t realize. First off face the facts, unless you are either a health guru or a fashion model, most people are not as comfortable with your body as you are. Plus if you have brothers this leaves you vulnerable to ‘5-stars’ and other jocular torments. On the female side the lack of fashion accessories makes this look get stale very fast, and well everyone has that outfit already. If that and decency laws, wasn’t enough to deter you let me just add that you are going to end up a crispy sun burnt critter if you go about like that.
So now your in clothing, skimpy clothing no doubt, but clothing and your still hot. What do you do? Sit by the fridge? Nah to costly, plus all staring at all that food is an invitation to snack and in you skimpy summer wear you don’t need the extra calories. So by default this also rules out ice cream as a way of cooling down. I guess if you want to take the easy way out you could go to your local library, church, or mall all of which are probably air conditioned depending on if your scholarly, spiritual or shallow.
Some would suggest the best way to stay cool is the pool. Now most of us don’t have a large pools in our back yards so we must choose between the tiny kids pool, or the public pool. On the up side for kiddy you have water quickly warmed by the sun, close access to drink, and no 15 minute breaks. On the down side you end up looking like a lunatic if you try and cram yourself into it, you have to pay for the water, and actually kids might stop by and try and use your pool. The pluses for public are larger and deeper pool (ignore the fact that sounds like I’m trying to sell you and a sex toy not a pool), you have masses of half dressed eye candy, and you have helpful life guards. On the down side most of that ‘eye-candy’ looks like it is past its expiration date, the life guards are surely, and then there is peeing in the pool.
If you ask me though, all of those sound like to much effort. Traveling about in the heat is not my style. So I suggest this instead, go outside find your annoying next door neighbor with an oversized super soaker squirt gun or garden hose and call him an ass. Repeat as needed.
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