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- TEMPORARY HIATUS
- 8BPA 18-3
- 8BPA 18-2
- 8BPA 18-1: Go into the room behind you THEN flip the fuck out.
- 8BPA 17-2
- 8BPA 17-1: Be the rock candy.
- 8BPA 16: lick the rock candy again anyway
- 8BPA 15: Realize your shame at these actions.
- 8BPA 14: Eat the Rock candy / Lick ROCK CANDY Just once.
- 8BPA 13: Check to see what you have to sell to strangers.
- 8BPA 12: > Be the other guy.
- 8BPA 11-2
- 8BPA 11-1: Examine the other side of the room, aka the fourth wall.
- 8BPA 10-2: Just see who wants to talk to you so bad already.
- 8BPA 10-1: throw one of the stones at the PDA.
- 8BPA 9-2
- 8BPA 9-1: >Rub the two RUNESTONES together.
- 8BPA 8: > Attempt to eat the DANCE IDEOGRAPH ORE.
- 8BPA 7: > Ignore PDA and start reading the BOOKE
- 8BPA 6-2: > Examine BOOK
- 8BPA 6-1: > Change 'OBEY' to 'SOGEY'
- 8BPA: 5-3
- 8BPA: 5-2
- 8BPA 5-1: Add a Hitler-stache and devil horns to the poster of OTHER ADMIN
- 8BPA 4: Wonder why your monitor has such a strangely small screen.
- 8BPA 3-3: Log into the ADMINISTRATOR'S CONTROL PANEL and browse the forums.
- 8BPA 3-2: Quickly retrieve arms from under the desk.
- 8BPA 3-1: Log into the ADMINISTRATOR'S CONTROL PANEL and browse the forums.
- 8BPA 2: Examine the MAGIC INTERNET BOX and its capabilities.
- 8 Bit Paint Adventures 1
- Title Screen
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You are a CLOAKED STRANGER. Wait, that's not nearly thesaurus-ie enough. You are a BESHROUDED WANDERER. Wait, no, that just sounds silly. A VEILED VAGRANT. Too nearly alliterative. AN ITINERANT VAGABOND. Too familiar. ESOTERIC GADABOUT. Fuck it, we'll just go with CLOAKED STRANGER. You are a mystery to everyone, your face hidden beneath your hood, oozing machismo and enticing enigmas to all who view you. Men want to be you. Women want to be with you. And you find yourself in front of a FAMILIAR ENTRYWAY. You had never intended to come back to this place, but destiny is a fickle lady. You've been drawn here for reasons as enigmatic as yourself. Even you aren't certain what drew you here, but it's probably very important. Maybe you left the stove on. What do you do?
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