Three explorers were travelling through a Jungle and were captured by a tribe of natives. They were kept in a hut and on the first day, the first explorer was brought before the chief who said: "you have a choice, death or hunga-munga" Having no idea what Hunga munga is, he figures it would not be worse than death so he says: "I'll take hunga munga" the chief nods, then has the explorer brought to the center of the village, where he is hit on the head by a coconut and the whole tribe takes turns ass-fucking him. He is then allowed to leave. the second explorer is brought to the chief who said: "you have a choice, Death or Hunga-Munga". the second explorer figures that it was better than death so he is brought to the center of the village, hit on the head with a coconut, and the entire village takes turn ass-fucking him, and he is allowed to leave. The third explorer is brought to the chief who tells him "you have a choice, Death or Hunga-Munga." The third explorer says: "I am a man, so I will die like a man, I Choose death!!!" The chieftain jumps for joy, saying: "YAY, He Chose Death, DEATH BY HUNGA-MUNGA!!!!"
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