A day in the life of an insane kiwi
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lobotomy onToday was my birthday. My moms boyfriend just HAD to tell the waitress, and then they just HAD to come out and sing at me and give me ice cream. 'Twas quite embarrassing. I loved it.
@ BffSatan: I don't particularly like caviar, and I'm not sure if goldfish caviar is considered a delicacy/food. But if I ever start a tank with sturgeon or salmon, I'll be sure to start a caviar farm. Messy job, but good money.
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