Abby Sanders Lawyer to the Supernatural
- His name is D, short for Dude
- He doesn't even need to take a breath now and then
- She doesn't have TiVo
- Sometimes she just takes a case because it's easy
- What is this guy, a chocobo or something?
- Shouldn't he be more eager to please her?
- Hey grylio, what's the dealio
- That's going to be an embarrassing war meeting
- He's got enough time to keep trying until she gives in.
- She didn't mean what she said, she meant stupid AND smelly
- What she didn't mention is the noise it'll generate
- The eternal struggle of griffons vs. calaveras
- A lady doesn't like receiving visitors before she's ready
- There's only one kind of fabric she's worried about
- More importantly, what is it paying her WITH?
- Where did she get that flashlight from, anyway
- His most favorite thing is puppies
- Their chances of survival are... deteriorating
- Time traveling scientists: looking a certain way since 1985
- Let's be honest, which one would you choose?
- You can't see his face but he's pretty angry
- Genies are fat because what are you gonna do in a lamp?
- You know he's innocent because of the knit sweater
- The Bill of Rights says nothing about lunches
- The supernatural kind of have anger problems.
- He keeps changing their filing around
- Ghosts need to get with the times
- I don't like his kind either
- That's not the only thing about him that's overwhelming
- I wouldn't want to wepwesent him eithew
- Watch out for short tempers
- Unlikely villains
- The swan thing
- Manticores are jerks
- How can you say no to that face?
- Grn grar graggg grnggar
- Well, he is smart enough to get a good lawyer
- Ghost Guy
- The Bride of Frankenstein
- He doesn't have the brains to recognize good sense
- He made a COMPELLING argument
- You can see right through her argument
Author notes
There are several mythical giant black birds! But really he just exists for the joke. He must have supernatural powers though, because being a giant gross bird isn't enough to get on Abby's client list.
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