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- Don't live your life on fantasies
- In case you couldn't tell...
- The Gift
- Date? Why it's the 19th of January
- Straightforward
- He's not playing
- Confidence?
- Mike the wingman
- Let's not judge now
- It's not so bad
- Sledgehammer
- Or maybe...
- Love's a pain
- Cringe
- No context
- Marriage arranged
- Too progressive, Coa
- Not very progressive, Dad
- If you're over 30, you saw this coming
- Priorities
- Budget apartment
Storyline #2
- Memories
- Nice
- Thank you
- He's not very good at making friends
- Waterworks
- Still just a child
- Not so sensitive
- Sharing is caring
- Large? Isn't that a plantain?
- Puppy eyes
- Consideration
- Try all flavors!
- A change in status
- Subtlety is not her biggest strength
- Trust is earned, not given
- He's not that dense
- An oversight in the plan
- Good girl
- Confronting
- Social distancing
- Now with sprinkles!!!
- Yeah, sure... kinda
- Ringtone
- Not saved by the bell
- "Oh, that's right, I suck at math."
- "Oh, right. I forgot."
- Mission Start
- Clatter
- Always watch your back
- "Is this what they call addiction?"
- A whole box full of them, she said
- With peanuts
- There he is!
- Are you always on?
- Yeah, it's everyone who's a pervert, not her
- There's being protective of your child and then there's just being paranoid
- "Oh honey, haven't I told you? Forgiveness is for the weak."
- Remember when she said she had no friends earlier?
- Yet, she spends more at Starbucks and doesn't tip
- Ethnic, riiiiight... that's the word she wants to use.
- "Diversity? Inclusion? I'm an adult. I don't believe in fairy tales." - Amelia Flora
- They're both practically the same thing
- Stupid FDA, why can't they all be marshmallows?
- She's making it her business, apparently.
- Presuming much?
- It's a bed you can take with you wherever you go!
- (¬ ///// ¬)
- But whose peeping on who, huh?
- It is a scary world out there... with people like her!
- Gotta get those priorities right
- Thus the legend of Featherlight comes to an end
- Oh...
- Let's just hope he doesn't sit with the other kids, that would be super awkward
- Considering what happened the last 2 years, he's leaving home early
- The real thieves
- Ah, a true American male in the wild!
- He won't survive an hour in the real world
- "Where is your pepper spray, anyway?" "My what?"
- She's more dedicated to her job than the majority of America nowadays
- It's all about perspective
- Hall monitors get to carry concealed weapons, right?
- You don't make friends with paranoia
- A world where enemies roam everywhere is one of your own making
- Company is company, after all
- "Mind your own business while I tell you yours."
- "Live your life to your fullest? Are you crazy?"
- Parents say the darndest (a.k.a dumbest) things
- She doesn't realize it was actually her fault to begin with
- "Follow your passion." - Some guy living in the gutter
- You can't fight fate; you might as well take that sock to the face
- Self-fulfilled prophecy
- When you say yes, but actually meant no
- Two very rude people
- A coincidence, that's all it is
- You have no idea, Coa
- "I hope she didn't hear me," She did.
- You just gotta make sure, you know.
- Don't inquire into that which you will regret later
- Now's not the time, Mike
- Don't be accusing him. He's a good boy.
- Something happened...
- You figure it out. I'd rather not know.
- Maybe he's internally scared
- Once you see it...
- I guess she doesn't have control over it.
- Too late now
- "Just trying to help, you know."
- Oh wait, I'm not drawing that kind of comic.
- "I only did that once!"
- "Come on, kids get in free!"
- I'm telling you Coa, don't be that guy...
- Coa is one of those people, you know who.
- "Oh? What's this?"
- "I promise I'll only look. I won't touch." "Why would you even say that?"
- No good deed goes unrewarded
- "I used to have a friend name Anna."
- I'm sure that doesn't mean disapproval
- "I'm sure she's mature enough to see, right?"
- "It's spelt Kiml, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'."
- "Just call me Bob, okay?"
- So how do you pronounce her name? That's a good question.
- "You can't just make up your own rules of pronunciation"
- You've never kissed a girl before, have you Coa?
- "Oh right, I forgot about you for a moment."
- YOUR friend, not mine.
- "How about you work for your marriage?" "How about you mind your own business?"
- How dare you expect your husband to be all yours. Didn't your mother taught you to share?
- Even Stronger knows that's messed up.
- Take a compliment when given.
- Does this count as a dad joke? Is husband joke a thing?
- Cheaters never prosper, nor do the paranoid
- "You're happy to see me that you're crying tears of joy, right?"
- What are neighbors for? To put the blame on.
- Barely in the battle and already waving the white flag!
- Keep an eye on the news for a missing blond woman
- What a monster!
- Mother of the year, ladies and gentlemen.
- That went sour really quick
- "Emily was her second choice, though."
- "Wasn't that your... nevermind."
- Don't bet on it
- "Well, that was rude!"
- "No more walking around without pants for me anymore."
- "But what about my friend?" "You want another ear pull?"
- And he just had that surgery for his ear, too.
- R.I.P Coa, #1 - #30
- "It's okay because he's been desensitized."
- "You can always move to Los Angeles. You'll blend right in."
- "Social life is overrated anyways. I mean, have you've seen the people on campus?"
- "We don't judge, unless you look like a weirdo."
- "Paper is paper. Why are you so anal about it?"
- "Don't make a mess in the kitchen after I cleaned it."
- "Surely we will just forget about this and move on, right?"
- "He's not even that good looking!"
- "New neighbor, huh?"
- "Yes, of course I'm fine... maybe..."
- "Well, that answers my question"
- "Can I blame you anyway?"
- Awkward......
- I'm sure she just wanted a big hug
- Don't be such a wuss
- "Mercy? I have none!"
- You can't escape!
- Never drop your guard or it's all over for you
- Don't be contributing to global warming please, thank you
- When she's just being nice but you think there's more to it
- "And that, son, is how I met your mother" "What the...?"
- When you're proven wrong but are too egotistical to admit it
- Just back away slowly before she turns you to stone
- First its sour, then its sweet, but you're still panicking
- Love at first sight? But she can't even see
- Once you go down there, you can never return!
- "Can you help me?" "Is that a threat!?" - Today's society
- When you offend someone but you don't know even know why
- You can't escape fate when it decides to move in next door
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