And Other Orphans

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Four/One

BIGSHOT

on Aug. 25, 2010

Jules: But surely he can be saved doctor!
Doctor: Well, there is one chance, but it's incredibly risky (pause)
Jules: (desperate) What is it? Please, if there is anything you can do, you must tell me!
Doctor: (chewing on a wooden replica of Michelangelo's David) We could completely amputate his body.
Jules: (singing) Aaaalll that meat and no potatoes, all that food for the alligators! I don't think that peas are bad, for me most anything goes!
(enter goat)
Goat: No need to get your knickers in a twist.
(Jules exit stage right, pursued by chorus line)
End of Act One

Goat: Sleep Well