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- Light and Dark
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- Cincinnati Chilly
- Signal Strength
- Math Off
- Gorilla vs Guerrilla
- Friends of Yours?
Just Because You’re Paranoid…
- Three Lines, No Waiting
- Dim Portents
- Clowning Around
- Hubris In A Pickle
- Pandaring to The Professor
- Gods and Tenure
- A Canadian and a Miracle
- Divergence
- Riding The Rails
- Riding The Line
- Apple Valley is moving!
- Dual Lines
- Rotary
- Popcorn
- Worst Christmas Ever
- A Quantum Leap To The Left
- Mail Blarg
- Leaf's Outfit
- The Doyle Identity
- Mailbag Woes
- Character Sheet - Horn
- Character Sheet - Doyle
- Character Sheet - Eric
- Character Sheet - Mina
- Character Sheet - Arthur
- The Originals
- Behind the Red Door
- Plan 8 From Outer Space
- A Cast of Over 9000
- Overpowered
- Last Stand
- Doyle's Eye View
- Y.I.F.F. Rising
- Seeds and Sigils
- The Beasts Within
- Deals With Devils
- Valid Questions
- The Bigger Sandbox
- Words Fail
- Rise of The Archer
- The King in Yellow
- Masked Intentions
- Kentucky Fried Unicorn
- Storm Warning
- Prancing With The Tropes
...and then this happened.
- Doyle and Gabbie
- Montage of the Canadian
- Megaweapon Revisited
- A Clone in a Crowd
- Gabbie's New Groove
- Not Easy Being a Goblin
- BONUS - High Def "Double Lives" Horn Sequence
- Double Lives
- She's With The Band
Megaweapon!
- Victory Lap
- Flight of the Avatard
- Rumbleform Animus!
- Balance of Terrors
- Bimbo's Lament
- Like Butter!
- Lost and Found
- Road Trippin'
- Van... or Astro-Van?
- Advocate for Mercy
- Zeb's "Original" Plan
Zeb's Master Plan
- Behind The Veil
- Goodbyes
- Fence
- ...and this is what it says...
- The Prophecy Speaketh
Remember That Time When...
- Smokin'
- Hubris Helps
- Object Destiny
- Extradimensional
- The Roof Of The World
Unlocked
- The Professionals
- Uwe-Boll-Itis
- The Girl From The Internet
- Lightningsphere
- Warned
- Ironic Intent
- Drag Racing
- Nice To Be Wanted
- Leave a Message
- Putting the “F†back in Fugue
- Avatar Performance Anxiety Disorder
- In The Name of The… Archer
- Alone… In The Dark
Regrets
- The Face of Evil
- Just A Little Drugged
- Two Girls, One Hotel Room
- Highway to Heck
- Elven Heritage
- Emergency Supplies
- Beached
Girls Gone Moderately Wild
- and F is for Fraud
- After Party
- Prelude to an Overlook Crossover
- 'tis the Season
- M is for Marketing
- Courthouse 13
Some Assembly Required
- Stranded in a Strange World - Part 6
- Stranded in a Strange World - Part 5
- Stranded in a Strange World - Part 4
- Stranded in a Strange World - Part 3
- Stranded in a Strange World - Part 2
- Stranded in a Strange World - Part 1
Stranded in a Strange World
- Hubris in Space
- Overnetworked
- Word Order
- Hubris and The Lotus - FINAL
- Hubris and The Lotus Part 9
- Hubris and The Lotus Part 8
- Hubris and The Lotus Part 7
- Character Evaluations - Round 2
- Hubris and The Lotus Part 6
- Hubris and The Lotus Part 5
- Character Evaluations - Round 1
- Hubris and The Lotus Part 4
- Hubris and The Lotus Part 3
- Hubris and The Lotus Part 2
- Hubris and The Lotus Part 1
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- The Taxed Man
- Year 2
- Origins: The Archer of Discord Part 3
- Origins: The Archer of Discord Part 2
- Origins: The Archer of Discord Part 1
- The Bye-Bi Channel
- Bob Scumbag's Used Cars
- The Fox in The Dollhouse
- Hubris in Love
- Un-bear-able
- Double Vision
- Severe Weather Advisory
- Hope
- Origins: Sir Vivor Part 2
- Origins: Sir Vivor Part 1
- Double Trouble
- Tell The Moon You've Seen The Serpent...
- Misspellbook
- Channel Surfing
- Star Power
- Magic Wands
- Coma Guy vs The Music Industry
- Art for Art's Sake
Missing Psychic Theatre 4000
- Post Traumatic Story Arc Disorder
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- The Apple of Chaos Page 22
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- The Apple of Chaos Page 9
- The Apple of Chaos Page 8
- The Apple of Chaos Page 7
- The Apple of Chaos Page 6
- The Apple of Chaos Page 5
- The Apple of Chaos Page 4
- The Apple of Chaos Page 3
- The Apple of Chaos Page 2
- The Apple of Chaos Page 1
- The Calm Before
- Museum of Apples
The Electric Spotted Unicorn of Truth
- Fudd For Thawt
- Coma Guy vs Reality TV
- Cereal Killers
- Easy as 3.141592...
- Beach Blanket Behavioirists
- Dr Hubris Cures Cancer
- Coma Guy vs The Internet
- Dr Hubris Goes To The Science Fair
- Concentrate
- Enjoy The Show
- Adventures in Real Science
- Signs of the Times
- Game Over Load
- Caviot (Emptor)
- The Best Getting Laid Plans
- The Balsamic Vinaigrette of Despair
- Through a Monitor Darkly
- Curse of the Giantess
- Fowl Play
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Author notes
The implication here, in case my innuendo fails me, is not that Bimbo smokes… but that she really, really enjoyed that transformation. Perhaps a bit too much. In the Apple Valley universe, humans all have the capability of doing magic - however, in order to stop us from doing it (and to lessen the likelihood that we'll either accidentally or purposefully destroy the world, all humans have had their magic "bound", preventing them from normally being able to access it. Our capacity for magic is locked away in the psyche, further complicating the already-seriously-screwed-up human brain… and causing it to manifest (when it does occasionally anyway) as all sorts of neurological disorders first and foremost. In order for a human to access this sealed power, they must have a sense of self-understanding and self-awareness (to put themselves in touch with those inner processes)… and some already-magical artifact that unlocks the power. In Bimbo's case, it was the sword, which was magically charged to boost the speed and strength of the user (otherwise, nobody would ever be able to use such a giant sword) which opened the door for further abilities. That's also why the blue (technological magic) of the sword was replaced by the red (human transformative magic) when Bimbo's own latent powers kicked in. This has been your "decidedly too much information" blog post.
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