Apt 408 Minis

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It's a Tradition

imjohnboc

on June 1, 2008

We have a long standing tradition at our place, if a guy brings a girl home it is our job to make a guy look as bad as is absolutely possible in front of the girl he is dating or in a relationship with upon our first meeting her. It's always been done, it started when Susan brought Kristen over, at that point in time he was being called by his real name (brandon) well Mat and I started tearing into him for a solid 3 hours, Kristen eventually started to join in too. We decided that Brandon was a guys name and Brandon wasn't deserving of it and set out trying to find girls names that was appropriate for him. After about an hour of trying out several different names we finally settled on Susan, which has been his name for over a year now, and thusly the tradition was started. I've done exactly what was done in the strip above and some far worse things when I see somebody on the phone with a lady, on many, many occassions.

PJ made the mistake of getting himself a girlfriend, Susanna. She's a pretty cool girl. Now PJ probably thought that just because he moved away that he wouldn't get hated on in front of his girlfriend. Well he was most certainly wrong. Here at 408 we have a hate delivery service. So this weekend Susan and I went over to PJ's new place hung out with his girlfriend and talked to her about how much of a man whore PJ is and how much he truly, factually hates women and how his people are all disgusting and how sometimes we catch him watching gay porn.

In all honesty I think Susanna is great and I wish her and PJ well. The whole roasting thing we do has a simple idea behind it. We don't pull any punches, we dump all of a person's shit out there so everybody can see it, specifically the girl. If she can take all of that in stride, laugh about it and still want to date our buddy,well then she's a keeper.

good luck Susanna, you're gonna need it, cause we're just getting started.

till next time

-Johnboc