Apt 408 Minis

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Presents

imjohnboc

on June 7, 2009

I hate when people call dog shit "present" or "gift" as in "Hey John, Negro left a gift for you in the living room" Dog shit is not a gift. My dog didn't personally decide to hand craft a duke for me specifically for the intention of giving that to me as a gift, for me to keep and cherish and hold on to forever. She shit like you or I and she did that somewhere she thought nobody would find it or perhaps in an area full of something she hated. Not as a present, it's not a present.

Speaking of presents! My birthday is coming up! This thursday I'll be 24. If any of you fabulous readers feel the need to give me a present of some sort I'm not going to stop you. if you'd like to know what I want, I'll tell you. I'm building a super computer, I need money!!! Not a lot, not any actually. I'll be able to afford the computer myself next pay check. but if I can pay less cause you guys contribute to it, or maybe upgrade something just a little more that would be absolutely appreciated. I'm getting everything from newegg.com you can give me a gift certificate from there using my email address (imjohnboc@aol.com) or you can donate to my paypal account.







Anybody that gives me a birthday present will get their very own custom drawn thank you card from me, to you specifically.


awesome,


till next time


johnboc