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Fucking Cats: Carl

imjohnboc

on Dec. 8, 2009

That's Crys' explanation of why the bed was wet. We're choosing to believe her, it being the holidays and all.



Pets are horrible and they need to be stopped! The cat you see is Crystal's ball of hate affectionately known as Carl. Carl is a female Siamese cat she is very, very, very old and only has one tooth left and can only see about 7 inches in front of her face clearly. She hates everything. Everything that has ever, will ever, currently does, could, would, might have or may possibly, on any plane, exist or existed. To notify things of her disdain she yowls upon sight of them, a loud, growling "caaaaarrrrllllll" hence her name.



till next time



Johnboc