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John Kerry, not a comedian.

theduckofanime

on Nov. 2, 2006

Ok.. some of ya'll may have heard: Kerry put his foot in his mouth. So bad he'll be tasting leather for like a month.

HOW did he do so? I'm glad you've asked inquisitive reader. See he TRIED to tell a joke, but see he's a politican, and most politicians have their humor removed from them at birth (which is why they become politicans) and well, they like to THINK they're funny but they aren't.

I mean NO ONE looks at Kerry and goes "that.. that guy looks like a funny guy. I hope he tells a joke".