As Real

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Coyote Fugly

Wightraven

on March 25, 2008

The prank involved some girls asking me if I would date somebody if they asked me out. Being that I was, y'know. Hankerin' for some lady-time, I responded "yes". Apparently this got relayed in some way to a morbidly obese, severely mentally handicapped, violent, 40-year old-looking girl. She apparently thought we were dating.

Funny thing is, this also happened to the Araphoth character back when I played him in DnD. Someone in the bar thought it'd be funny if they got him drunk on dwarf ale and tossed him in bed with a female dwarf he was in league with.