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Laura's Birthday 33

trevoramueller

on April 24, 2008

Victoria's Panties just seemed like a hilarious store name to me (and let's be honest, her Secret is her underwear). I'm always disturbed by a few things whenever I find myself in one of those stores:

1) The abscene amount of pink! It's frickin' everywhere!
2) The headless models. How distubring and morbid can you possibly get other than take the "ideal woman figure" and cut its head off. Or limbs off. Creepy.
3) The smell. The place just smells fake. Like processed whore trying to cover up the rotting smell of her soul, fake. It leaves a foul taste in the mouth….
4) The boxes of women's underwear. I don't even like to say the word "panties," (I just feel so dirty saying it) much less go into a store that specialized in the sale of them. It's just not a store for me, it sells nothing I can use (and no, I'm not interested in your sample of "men's cologne" for "straight men"), and it's therefore not a comfortable place for men to go. Even with their wives. We like to see the stuff on our ladies, but we don't necessarily have to go through the process of picking it out with them in the store. I don't ask Laura to accompany me when I go to Kohl's or Meijer's to pick up my boxers….

But maybe I'm mistaken here. Men: do you like shopping for your lady's underoos? Ladies: do you like your men (or any men) accompanying you when shopping for that sexy lingerie?