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@$$hole! #51: Gas Station Visit

trevoramueller

on May 22, 2008

Sorry it's late, but I haven't slept in 2 days. I had a huge project thrown on my lap at work, and have been taking it home ever since. I'm so freakin' exhausted.

I had this page done a little while back, but my internet at home is down currently.

In any case, you totally get the theme of what I'm going for here: gas prices suck right now. $4.00+ per gallon is OUTRAGIOUS! I remember bitching about $0.89 back when I started driving. It seems like gas just goes up a dollar every summer right now, and has been doing that very steadily for the last few years.

So when I was gasing up for the first time under this new price tag, I walked away looking at my receipt thinking, "I feel like I just got anally raped by a spiked club!" I mean, I drive a Cobalt…it has like a 12 gallon tank. I shouldn't be spending over $30 to fill it up…but I'm spending well over that amount with a $4 / gallon price tag right now. It's proposterous!

Anyway, again, sorry that it's late and enjoy your weekend.