Asshole

Jess and Trevor Forever 18

on Feb. 2, 2010

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VOTE for @$$hole!

It's true, though. Market research does show that the eye is drawn to round objects and that the average person enjoys the color blue. So if a woman wears a blue sweater, I have market stats on my side if my eyes begin to wander….

However, be careful because you would need those actual stats if you were ever pulled into court to justify your eye wandering, and I just don't have them readily available. If you get caught, you're on your own and I will deny, deny, deny.

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