Astronomalies

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Solar Far... er... Flare

Lonnehart

on June 7, 2010

Solar flares can be bad when they occur. Most of the time our atmosphere protects us from the effects, but astronauts up in space and on the mooon will be horribly affected. This goes for a lot of satellites too, though they tend to go into shutdown mode to prevent being fried. Soon as one is detected astronauts don't have a lot of time to get into shelter, and even then there's no guarantee that they'll survive.

Don't know the exact sound effect for the sound of "passing gas", so I used one I saw from a comic long ago. And one word of advice… don't even TRY to throw a burrito (or anything else that makes you pass gas) into the sun…