Man this website cracked me up. I couldnt stop laughing. (Though I'm warning you that if you're a diehard anime geek, it might be offensive)
It totally disses anime and all its fans.
I find it funny cuz I'm not a true "geek". From a scale of 1-10 in terms of geekiness, I rate myself 3 out of 10. I watch anime, I draw and read online mangas, and heck… my art style is a fuckin derivative of anime style. But I don't dress up in stupid costumes, talk about fucking anime all day, and pretend I'm totally badass cuz I've trained in the local krotty mcdojo with silly looking costumes.
But… I am part "normal" and part "geek", part "fucked up dude", and part "G-O-D". Get it?!? :)
But I'm wondering… there are other types of "geeks" out there and why arent they getting as much scrutiny as the anime and starwars geeks… such as:
Car geeks - Every car that isnt Honda or Toyota sucks shit to them. Too many whiny complaints about little things. What the fuck. Its just a box with wheels… as long as it runs and serves its purpose, its fine… Some of em are mechanics or aspire to be mechanics… but a good number of em are just fuckin hard to please.
MMA/bodybuilding/fight geeks - Know about every fighter who steps in the cage and fights. Some are legit fighters who actually train.
They are obsessed with martial arts (the ones that work) and fight videos.
Some of them are just idiots who have grand fantasies of getting paid $100,000 to sign a contract in the UFC… like one idiot on myspace claimed happened to him (he also claimed he is Vitor Belfort's cousin). Sometimes they have grand claims that they beat up Tito Ortiz in the parking lot and that they are IMMUNE to pain and that they single-handedly beat up 5 bikers in the bar. YEAH RIGHT!!! It is also common for them to brag about how tough and badass they are in order to get laid.
Seduction Geeks - They obsessively browse seduction websites and some of them are the real deal when it comes to making women sleep with them. They brag about "conquests"… like like this 53 year old man who claimed to have slept with a mother (40 something) and a daughter (20 something) in 2 nights straight. Excuse me?!?
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